Lil Kim's Plane Rage.

Why isn't this b*tch in jail yet?

Lil Kim apparently flipped out on a flight attendent Monday when she was refused her 1st Class seat.

There was some mix up or misunderstanding and the flight attendent asked Lil Kim to move to the coach section of the aircraft... Lil Kim started screaming at the woman, calling her a RACIST, and asking "do you know who I am??!!"

Things eventually calmed down when the Queen Bee got her 1st Class seat... what a way to handle things.

GO TO JAIL. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS THE VMA'S, DO NOT FLY FIRST CLASS. GO TO JAIL!

Britney Makes 13 Year Old Cry

So Britney must be REALLY hormonal right now...

I guess Jamie Lynn has been having some issues with a 13 year old co-star on the set of Zoey... so Britney marched over to this little girl and pulled her into JL's trailer... and told her she better leave JL alone...

Yelled at her, and said "if you don't leave my sister alone you'll never work in this town again!"

Um... yeah, who is Britney to be saying that to ANYONE... look at her!!

Britney's people don't even deny the story, they say she was playing peacemaker but she didn't yell at the little girl.

The little girl apparently is a HUGE Britney fan and is probably now traumatized at being yelled at by her.

Oh Carson!

He looks ILL... what happened to Carson Daly???

I Love Lace Curtains...

That double as dresses. Another one of Paulina. Is this hot or tacky?

Is This The Beach or the VMA's?

That looks like something I would wear as a cover-up on the beach... WTF?

The Hilton Sisters

Nicky looks better with black hair I think... and Paris is making a stupid face. They bore me now.

WTF JESSICA?

What the hell IS this? I just can't even figure out how this concoction of an outfit came to be in the first place, let alone what made Jess decide to wear it...

She's becoming a cartoon character... like a caricature of herself... FREAKY.

Oh Hilary!

What happened? I know this is a bad camera angle so she looks really stubby and like she's leaning over... but she used to be SO cute. It's not just the teeth either. She's morphing into her less-attractive sister!



Is it me... or does she look like a Bratz Doll? Like.. her face... and hair... very Bratz.

Kirsten & Orlando.

I'll ask again - are they boinking?

Can't wait for the after party scoops... Haven't looked yet.

Jordan Knight.

I still love you Jordan but don't smile like that. You look cute in purple :-)

Hmmmm...

Not much to say about this... it's blah... blah blah blah!

Big Bird Ferg.

Maybe she's wearing yellow this time because if she pees... well pee is yellow... so it will blend?

'Sup Tough Guy?

Aaron Carter... what a tool.

Hogan Knows Best...

What a HOT family. They are really nice people too... I got to meet them a bunch of times when I worked in Tampa. When Brooke was hanging out with Aaron Carter they called me on the request line while I was on the air and asked me to play her single... it was so cute. Hope things go well for her... and I LOVE the show!!

Carmen Scarlektra.

You see it right... the boob job scar. She's hot, but I'd wear a dress that covered the mark.

The Cutest Couple Award Goes To...

Ciara & Bow Wow!

Don't they look FANTASTIC TOGETHER??? They make SUCH a cute couple!!!

Ricky, Paulina, & Paulina's Bum.

That dress is crazy see through! I don't get why Ricky Martin is there... he's so 1999.

Lindsay Kisses Ashlee!

Backstage at the VMA's... I'd rather see Lindsay slap Ashlee right in the kisser... or better yet see Ashlee slap Lindsay right in the kisser... but I guess the cheeky kiss is hot - and I'm sure it's sincere.

Michael in Dubai

Can someone please explain to me why Michael Jackson is talking about buying a house in the United Arab Emirates?

I am not even going to make any jokes... it's just plain freaking WEIRD!!!

VMA's Best Dressed.

I guess Diddy was trying to be original and generous... but I was expecting more out of the winners... and obviously since Gwen agreed to show up because of this contest, it was fixed for her to win.

She was pissed she wasn't invited to perform... wasn't going to go... and then ended up being there because the money she won from this is going to charity.

The VMA's, "Anything Can Happen"

Diddy... duddy. His intro... weak!

Gwen looks PISSED... she wasn't even supposed to show up. To add insult to injury, they used her song for Diddy's opening!

Lindsay Lohan looks like Kim Catrall... a 40-something year old ho. What was that dress? Walk like an Egyptian... if she can walk, I can't tell if she's drunk or not.

Kanye West & Kelly Clarkson won best male/female video.

Kelly's nipples... she has no boobs, but she shows nip!

8:10 PM

Diddy's speech was awesome... he's frigging hilarious. I don't know whether to take him seriously or not...

A LOT OF HYPE DIDDY!

8:20 PM

***********

Did Diddy just give some dude his watch?

That's awesome of him... so generous *watch, we'll find out a week from now it was cubic zirconia*... anyway, that poor kid who got the watch is going to get JUMPED on his way out of the place!

What's up with Gwen?

She wasn't supposed to even go... because she's not performing... but now they are giving her a LOT of attention and she's in Diddy's $100,000 fashion contest...

Orlando & Kirsten - are they boinking?

-8:32 PM

Green Day wins... damn "I didn't notice what they won, I was getting a piece of hershey pie." - JJ Ryan, while IMing with me about the awards.

*****

What the f? This girl asking Diddy to dance.... that's pretty original.

OMG I am starting to like Diddy... It's kind of like a play.

Dance off?

****

Wow, Hilary Duff actually looks pretty. She kind of looks like J-Lo...

WHAT????

M C Hammer? Hammer-I-Am.

I guess anything CAN happen.

8:42 PM

"Look at the real rappers laughing"... another one from JJ!

******

Jessica & Ashlee... What is Jessica wearing? It's like a French Maid costume that went through a tornado in the "Dirty South"... because DALLAS is the DIRRRRTY SOUTH?

Jessica will be on the Worst Dressed list for that...

*****

Shakira looks totally different. She doesn't seem to be wearing eye-makeup like she used to and she definitely looks older. Still hot of course, but older.

R. Kelly "I'm Rick James Bitch!"

*****

It's now 9:03 PM and nothing has sparked a comment in me for the last 10 or so minutes.

****

WOW Missy Elliot is like practically rexi now!!!!

Ciara is hot... I'm sick of people saying she used to be a man.

*****

Eric Roberts...

"J***R***O: who is this douchbag?"

"JJRy*n P****: who the fuck is this dude?"

"danagossips: Oh like I'm supposed to know."

Yeah while this version of R.Kelly theater is going on... I'm chatting with my friends.

Look's like R.'s been taking some lessons at the Ashlee Simpson School of Sync!

R. Kelly wants to act? This is DRAMA!!! DRAMA!!!! R.Kelly's "she throws a pillow at him"... WHAT THE HELL???

"jordanr*ow: i'm waiting for the 15 year old girl to walk out the closet"

Is he singing the entire plot to Desperate Housewives this season or WHAT?????

Can I get a transcript?

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Diddy changed his outfit. Points out that we've seen HIM in addition to other acts. He's so frigging funny.

Here we go with the name change... because this is so GODDAM IMPORTANT.

THE EVOLOUTION OF DIDDY.

Born Sean Coombs.
Then, I was Puffy.

BUT WHY? WHERE IS THE EXPLANATION???

Puff Daddy.
"That brotha was gettin' me in too much trouble so I had to leave him alone..."

Afro-centric phase... ok now he's kinda rippin' on himself... Shawnye West. Funny.
Shawndeleeza Diddy Rice.

*****

Hilary looks weird. She has changed SO much. They are cute together... It's very sweet.

OK The Killers are on this has been my favorite song for MONTHS... Time to dance!

*****

Diddy doing Shout Outs? WTF... He better acknowledge some white artists.... Diddy's kids... Biggie's Mom... more surprises...

What's coming neeeext.... Is Diddy gonna marry someone???

*****

Oh no he's conducting... Tribute to Biggie... actually this is cool.

Inspired by the Kanye West performance last year?

****
L'il Kim is supposed to be locked up. Isn't she? What is it with her and R. Kelly not being in jail. It was funny how they made fun of her though... "everybody lies!" GREAT.

Johnny Knoxville IS a jackass. It's just not funny at all.

Yeah not funny.

Oooooh there's Paris. She looks hot. Notice I VERY RARELY call Paris ugly. She's hot, just trashy. Nicky's gonna be in Nicole's wedding. Nice like, sister loyalty.


9:55 PM

I'd rather be watching Gwen Stefani.

******

Coldplay... I love them. As I was just saying to my friends... anything that has piano in it - love it. Alecia Keys, Coldplay, Billy Joel, Five For Fighting, Jet, Elton John... if it has piano I love it.

Anyway, you don't care about that. Coldplay is awesome.

Then we see Jessica in her Victoria's Secret experiment gone Frankie's of Hollywood outfit...

And what is this commercial of this dude growing armpit hair out of his hand?

*****

Somebody needs to tell Ricky Martin it is 2005, almost 2006 and he should not be wearing black acid washed jeans or a vest.

Who is gonna win this award... and how did Lindsay even get nominated?

Kelly wins AGAIN! Wow. And she's in a different outfit LOL. Actually I've seen her in that outfit before. They must have told her not to wear a WHITE tee-shirt because she ran through some sprinklers. She doesn't know how to deal with all the thank yous... she's so funny... so down to earth, she has no clue what to say. Love her. Men love her too. Every guy I know has a Kelly Clarkson thing. She's not even THAT hot... she's cute... sometimes she looks ridiculously hot, but most of the time she's "cute"... she doesn't have the former Britney/Christina/Beyonce sex appeal...

Can guys explain? Is it her personality?

I know I make fun of these people sometimes but I really do like them.

Well, some of them.

******

10:13 PM

Kanye West is on. I'm not into this. Pee time!

My guy friends dig him...

*************

Still waiting for some "Anything Can Happen" stuff.

Dane Cook. Hot. Definitely. Funny. Sometimes... It seems like 1/2 the time he BOMBS... he is funny, but his stuff... like the joke about detonating your kid... like that's just not something you need to joke about... he makes sense, but it's just tasteless to a point that it doesn't need to be tasteless.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!! Mr. Brightside won!!!

OK the Diddy fashion show... and a doggie. What? Oh yeah, reminding us that ANYTHING can happen... even though at this point NOTHING has happened.

Gwen won!

Snoop won!

OK so Gwen can't really complain about not performing... she had the honor of being the winner of the Diddy Fashion Challenge... STAGED?

Gwen showed up for this????

**********

EVA. WOW. OK, anything can happen. She's a SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!! And yes, I am just jealous because sh*t who wouldn't want to look like that????

I am waiting for the Eva cameltoe pic bc u know in that outfit she sprung one at some point.

Oh and she intros Mariah, who I am SURE she'll have beef with at some point... cuz they are both catty like that.

Mariah made quite a comeback... I actually like this song.

She always sings with that leg out like that. Her right side is obviously what she feels is her good side.

******

I love this 50 song. Shake shake shake that s$$ girl.

MY ALBUM IS IN STORES.

Was that HIS idea? Doubtful.

*****

Bring on the Destiny's Child, they're crying. Well, Beyonce's not... she's gonna keep makin' money... the other 2....

Kelly. I love her, do I see a little butt cleavage?? Barefoot, singing like Steven Tyler... She's drenched, she fell...

Waterproof mic? Wow... men are going nuts right now. WET Kelly Clarkson. Plus, Kelly's probably the only one with BALLS enough to get drenched like that.

The End.

Woo hoo.



Thanks to my friends for IMing during the awards... this is what happens when bored radio people get together with their computers and their MTV on a Sunday night.

Ryan on BHT
Jordan
JJ Ryan Radio

Suge Knight Shot in Miami

Photo from MTV.com.

Suge Knight was shot at 12:42am this morning at a VMA-pre-party at The Shore Club's Red Room in Miami.

According to MTV News he was shot in the leg and is in stable condition with a fractured leg at Mt. Sinai Medical Center.

Should be interesting to see what goes down at the VMA's tonight. They don't know who shot him or anything...

I just find it so freaking odd that in a crowded club full of people NOBODY KNOWS who pulls the trigger!!!

UPDATE: Website dedicated to this... www.whoshotsuge.com... check it out.

K-Fed Got a Job!

Kevin Federfreeloader has gotten off his hairy arse and gotten a job!

He's going to be teaching dance... I'd picture him pumping gas at Exxon but whatever.

I'll tell you exactly why he got a job.

The baby is coming soon... you think he wants to be home changing diapers and sh*t? Heeeellllllll no!!! Now that he's got a job, it's his EXCUSE TO NOT BE HOME WITH BRITNEY AND THE KID!!!

Husband of the year, yup yup.

Britney's $3,800 Birthing Pool...

This might be old news since it's in this weeks "In Touch" but I guess Britney's shelling out $3,800 for Kabbalah water for her birthing pool.

Britney's looked into all the options for giving birth and has decided to do it in a pool filled with 1,000 liters of Kabbalah water.

What a wack job!

It's AssGrabilera!

That's hot.

Oopsie!

Cute panties Jess!

Photos found on JJB, from I Don't Like You In That Way.com...

Yummy.

I wonder if they are going to name the kid Ronald after their favorite fast food chain...

Wendy if it's a girl ;)

Courtney & Coco... and FRIENDS dirt!

Courtney & Coco... so cute.

Have you noticed there haven't been any pictures of Courtney out with Jennifer Aniston lately??? Well... yeah... Jen's in Chicago doing a movie and pow-wow-ing with Oprah... but there's also word they are not BFF anymore!

Courtney is apparently PISSED OFF at Jennifer because she's the only one of the Friends cast who is refusing to do a Friends movie/documentary. It would have paid $3 million EACH to the cast members... but Jennifer is refusing to do it, claiming she needs to distance herself from "Rachel" and move forward with her career as a serious actress.

Some of the other people from the show aren't doing as well now and a FRIENDS reunion would help them out... but Jennifer refuses.

Rumor also has it that Courtney has said she loves Jen, but sometimes she "sees Brad's side of things"...

K-FED Named HUSBAND OF THE YEAR?!?!?

I'm calling for a boycott of GQ Magazine after hearing this.... They are apparently naming Kevin Federline HUSBAND OF THE YEAR in their next issue!!!

WH-Wh-WHAT????

I have no idea how they could come to this... but I guess maybe are trying to sell magazines and they figure this would create more of a stir than naming a decent man husband of the year.

Or.. maybe MEN would consider him husband of the year since he's managed to leave his baby's mama for a hotter (at the time), more successful, sugar mamma... and is still allowed to hit Vegas, see strippers, and spend ALL of her money... What a guy!

Britney & JLS...

Now Jamie Lynn is starting to look shabby... waht is this family coming to?

Undiscovered Party

Are Ashlee & Wilmer together????

Ryan Cabrera was there... all happy go luck as usual... doesn't seem to give a rat's butt about Ashlee doing what she does with Wilmer....



Oh, and here's "proof" that Ashlee's not pregnant... at least not noticably.



And here's proof that she needs a new hair/makeup person because this look does not flatter her at all...

Tara Reid Is Being Nice.

Wow, Tara is being really nice to a fan... and she isn't drunk, none of her enhanced body parts are falling out, and she just plain isn't being a bitch.

The only thing I'm worried about is the big red rain boots with that pretty pastel dress.

Is that fashionable?

Ben Affleck Seeing a Shrink?

Apparently Ben Affleck is seeking counselling to help him be a better husband and father. He is afraid he'll stray from his new family life and go back to the craps table... so he's seeing a therapist.

He admits he got cold feet before his scheduled wedding to Jennifer Lopez and that's why he ended up in Vancouver with strippers... but now he wants to live the family life with Jennifer and the baby so he's making sure he doesnt' repeat his past behavior.

Good for Ben. At least he realizes he had a problem and is changing his life to be there for her and his baby girl!!!

Marky Mark is Embracing His 3rd Nipple.

Alas, he thought about having it surgically removed... but now Marky Mark says he loves his 3rd nipple, areola and all (no he didn't mention the areola but let's face it - areola is a funny word)...

"I've come to embrace it. That thing's my prized possession."

According to www.femalefirst.co.uk Mark will not undergo surgery to have it removed.

You can see it in that picture... it's really not that big or noticable. I guess a while ago he said that "the bitches love to suck" his 3rd nipple.

That's freaky.

Ready to Pop!

Wow... she is going to go any day now... doesn't she have the Kaballah Center booked for the baby's blessing on the 9th of September... she's gotta be ready to go!

Is It Halloween Yet?

Honestly she needs some devil ears and a pitchfork...

Yeah, I'm MEAN.

PLEASE... try to tell me she looks like a beautiful lady in red...

Adam Levine's Girl is #1!!

Maria Sharapova... #1 in Tennis... and she's dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5. Nothing to dishy... other than the fact that he used to hook up with Paris Hilton and that's just yucky.

HATE MAIL!

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To: danasdirt@danasdirt.com

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Brad & Jen's Divorce... ALMOST Final.

A California judge - handpicked by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston - signed off on their divorce papers on Friday... however the divorce will not be final until October 2.

So... for the next 5 weeks Angelina Jolie is still sleeping with a married man :)

Click here for the full story.

Phinneaus & Hazel.

There's Julia's little dumplings... aren't they cute?

I heard she is not going to do any more movies. She's in Dave Matthews' new video and is doing a play... but no more movies for a while. That sucks, I like her in movies!!!

Photos from JJB.

Lindslut Lohan Wants JUDE LAW!

What a dirty slut. Lindsay Lohan apparently told a friend she'd be HAPPY to be next in line for Jude Law when she found out about his affair with the nanny!

A friend of Lindsay's says...

"Lindsay told me she thinks she is sexy enough to fulfill his needs," says the source. "She claims she can figure out how to make her man happy and keep him out of other women's beds."

WHAT? I doubt this is true but then again... it is Lindsay Lohan, who has made it her goal to get with every man in Hollywood!!!

From www.softpedia.com

HOTLINKED PICUTRES

I am replacing the pictures that have been hotlinked... please check back shortly to see them all.

VERY soon HOTLINKERS are going to get a rude awakening when they steal my photos...

A BIG NASTY PORNOGRAPHIC PICTURE is going to start showing up. And I'm not talking just regular porn, I will ensure that YOU NEVER HOTLINK FROM ME AGAIN!!!

:)

D

Hilary's Rexi Now Too???

Look how skinny she is now! I am sure she'll have some "I lost all my babyfat" excuse or something... but she's definitely rexi!

Photo from Perez Hilton's Boardroom!

She's not drunk...

She's just showing people a good time!

Pics found on the Perez Hilton Boardroom!

Move Bitch.

I'm definitely making the Paris tee shirt I wanted to make now.

Eminem's a Badass

This is from The Sun... Eminem for his upcoming movie role.

PROOF THAT DRINKING KILLS BRAIN CELLS.

Here's what Tara Reid has to say about the haters. You know who you are, you evil haters. Making fun of a stringy haired used to be hot in American Pie but has now drinken herself into a pit of ugliness and cellulite type of girl... Well here's what she says to you...

"I'm just like, 'Shut up!' I'm no different then anybody else.

"I have a good time with people and I make people happy.

"It's really sad that people say that and judge you for being happy, and other people are doing bad things and it's almost promoted."

OK, so she thinks that THIS is a good thing that should be promoted?

(Insert picture of Tara's ass we saw a few weeks ago)

In this same article she also said that when she meets the right man she will settle down and have "a bunch" of kids.

WELCOME TO TARADISE.

Hilary Teeth

Jennifer Visits Ben on the Set

She has the cutest little conservative maternity clothes... she's looking a little bit tired right now though, huh?

DIRT on The Simpson Family.

First of all, I saw that dress and immediately thought of this Zoe chick from Sesame Street.



Anyway... on with the gossip on the Simpson family.

BIG rumor spreading that Ashlee is pregnant!!!!!!! This has not been confirmed, but a source of mine says she's going to have an abortion... and that she fired Joe as her manager because he was giving her so much hell over it.

The other side of that story is that Ashlee just couldn't stand the fact that he favors Jessica so she wanted to get away from him....

No word on who is the alleged father of the baby... Ryan... Wilmer... or Joe???

LMAO. Anyway, I don't know if any of this is true but that's what I've heard.