Why does he have his shirt rolled up like that? It looks like he's joking around and put dixie cups in there or something. Such class.
They look like they should be walking around the front yard of a trailer, complete with rusted out cars, smushed beer cans, and a broken wheel barrow... but instead they're in her gated pool area.
I think the word "accosted" is fitting here... From the NY Daily News via www.perezhilton.com, apparently Tara Reid went up to Usher at a party in Vegas the other night and TOLD HIM HE SHOULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT HER.
There's Mischa in her little nightie... that's what it looks like anyway... and her man. He is so trying to be a frizzy haired Kid Rock... but he SO ISN'T.
Her taste in men is dumbfounding. Just plain dumbfounding.
I guess Jennifer Lopez likes the smell of BABY'S HEADS. She is working on creating a new fragrance and says she wants it to smell like a baby's head??? Does she mean like BABY POWDER? Babies do smell good... but I don't think I want to spray Eau de Colic all over myself...
Plus, don't we wear perfume to attract men? What man wants to get it on with a chick who smells like a newborn?
Yeah if you've been living under a rock this will be the first you've heard of it... So funny, when stuff like this happens, my IM goes off like crazy... I'm visiting with my family yesterday and my IM is forwarded to my phone and once the news broke about Ashton & Demi my phone went NUTS!!
Anyway, they got married Saturday night at a Beverly Hills home. There were about 100 people there, including Bruce Willis. That's just STRANGE.
Good luck to them. And I guess those pregnancy rumors about her from like a YEAR ago aren't true... who knows.
I didn't see this coming... Apparently Britney is friends with Kim Catrall.. you know, the slut on Sex & The City... and rumor has it she's going to ask Kim to be Sean Preston's godmother.
Yeah, she couldn't have Madonna, so she's going for Kim Catrall.
She is the skankiest looking bachelorette I've ever seen. That lipstick HAS to go... please someone do not let her cake on the makeup for the wedding. She could be SUCH a beatiful bride!!
There's my Harajuku tee-shirt. I love it. Gwen signs the inside of all of them... well, not handsigned of course, but if you flip it up there's a red signature on every one of the shirts. It also has some writing on the back.
It's totally cute. I never buy designer stuff but I saw this and I HAD to have it. Love Gwen. I hope when she's here in Hartford I can get her to sign it for me!
So weird. Not only did they go to a mall, but they went to China Wok in the food court! It's not often you see MAJOR celebrities like them at a mall. Funny.
Not even $500,000 can coax Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie into being friends again... that of course IN ADDITION to the millions they're already being paid to do The Simple Life.
Paris & Nicole simply refuse to speak to each other, even after being offerred some extra cash to get along.
They are such snotty bitches they won't even take money to be nice!
Apparently Paris has been calling Nicole "The Bug" because her eyes bug out of her head (she's right on that one)... and Nicole calls Paris "Jenna" because she's like a porn star!
I say they just bring hidden cameras on in the meetings with the two of them to catch the cattiness on tape... That would be a lot more entertaining than watching them get along, wouldn't it?
Jennifer & Ben go house hunting. Look how cute she is! She is starting to look a little uncomfortable though... He is always representing with the Celtics sweatshirt!!
I guess divorces come in threes too... First Kenny & Renee... then Tori & whoever was dump enough to marry her, and now Jamie-Lynn DiScala is divorcing her manager/husband.
Maybe it's because he hasn't gotten her any work since The Sopranos.
When is that show coming back anyway???
Speaking of fine HBO Programming... anyone into Entourage?
She's adorable but I am not so sure I like that dress... it's kind of high school prom-ish... I guess the in thing is for pregnant celebrities to wear form fitting dresses to show off the bump but I would not have selected this one...
