They both filed for divorce last week. They both cited "irreconcilable differences"...
They had 3 weddings - I guess one for each month of their marriage since it was just over 3 months ago they got married! Pam sufferred a miscarriage earlier this month, and now she and Kid are calling it quits.
On her website, Pam posted this.
11/27/2006 Divorce
Yes, it's true. Unfortunately impossible.
I wonder if those rumors that Kid is HORRIBLE and BORING in bed were true and Pam couldn't handle the lack of sex... I remember posting a story from News of the World right after they got married about how his ex-lover (who he left for Pam and didn't even tell her) said he was AWFUL in bed and rarely wanted sex... That would make for a big fat irreconcilable difference!
Click here for the video of Kid Rock & Pamela Anderson cursing out a cameraman at her son's baseball game. The worst part about it isn't the swearing and the altercation, it's the fact that Pamela's sporting a tiny white dress with her ass hanging out at a LITTLE LEAGUE GAME!!!
Click here for Celebrity Dirty Laundry to see the video...
Ashley looks TERRIBLE with BLACK HAIR!!! She looks like Steven Tyler minus the wrinkles!!!!!!!!!!! not that I don't love Steven, but a young girl doesn't need to look like him!!! This is worse than when Lindsay ditched the red. Bad Bad Bad.
Paris puts her arm around her newfound prodigy... Britney believes Paris is a true friend for life now...
Paris attempts to show Britney how to lean off a curb and open a car door for herself while avoiding the paparazzi... this all seems sweet and innocent...
"Now turn to the side and bend over Brit!" says Paris. "Let those cameras see that ass of yours, bitch!"
Britney, as you can see, follows instruction.
"OK, let's not give a full crotch shot yet, that comes next semester in How To Be a Ho school... just show those thunder thighs (did I say that?) and let them think they're going to see your coochie..."
"Good girl, Britney..."
Notice Paris TOTALLY trying to sneak a peak of the goods!!
"OK Britney, let's be nice to firecrotch this week. I haven't taught you how to be a fairweather friend yet... and let's laugh and giggle and stuff so the paparazzi and all those gossip bitches all think we're having the BEST TIME EVER!"
I feel so bad for Britney because you know it's only a matter of time before Paris stops answering her calls... and when Tom Cruise dumps Katie Holmes, it'll be all over for Paris & Britney BFF... Paris is the new Hollywood BUB!
Oh this can't be good for Britney... she's a mom... Paris is no better of an influence on her than K-Fed... And you'd think Paris would be enough of a snot to tell Britney, I won't be seen with you in that outfit, let's go shopping first... but they were at The Venetian in Vegas the other night and partied at Tao. Nuts!
You can also check out the picture of Britney SMOKING with NO PANTS ON at TMZ! I guess after Tao they went to Tryst where Britney got down to Paris Hilton songs and ended up wearing only fishnets and her shirt!
Duh. They tied the knot on Saturday. I wonder what THAT pre-nup looks like... Katie is probably going to come away with less than she went in with when this thing inevitably ends... either that or they'll end up married forever just because they're weird like that.
Apparently they had a "neverending" kiss... and then Tom serenaded Katie at the reception... he grabbed the microphone and started sining to her... but what song did he feel compelled to bust out to?
"You've Lost That Loving Feeling!" I don't know about you, but if my groom started singing THAT to me AT THE WEDDING RECEPTION, I'd be PISSED!!! I'd probably storm off and my mascara would run all over my white gown... he couldn't pick some song about people being IN LOVE??? What a tool.
I'm sure there are more pictures of this atrocity floating around but it's so lame. I want to see Suri up close but haven't found those pics yet. Maybe the other blogs have them...
I wonder what Shar's thinking right now... I'm sure she's got to be pretty happy to see how the whole K-Fed Britney thing ended up going down... like she didn't know it would end up this way... I'm just really happy, as I'm sure Shar is, that K-Fed totally got dumped and now he's going to get what he's got coming to him... slowly but surely the fog he's been living in will lift... I just feel bad for all his kids!
This is NASTY... I just find it extremely humorous when the most famous people in the world sink to picking on each other!!
I guess Madonna recently made some nasty comments about Angelina Jolie's "charity" work with orphanages...
She says, "I'm not interested in going in there like an idiot and going, 'OK, I'm going to build ten orphanages and I'll see you guys later.'"
"I could've joined the UN and become an ambassador, visited various countries and just showed up and smiled and looked concerned. But that's not getting to the root of the problem. And neither is building orphan care centres."
TOTALLY a STAB at Angelina, who basically responded that she was shocked and appalled at what Madonna said...
Who wants to see the naked mud wrestling match to settle this one???
Christina Aguilera talks about her first year of marriage and says it isn't easy... She says she's been disappointed by things and they've had their rough spots... but she says she and Jordan have a strong bond and she plans to grow old with him... So sweet!
Apparently Nick Lachey is saying he'd love to go on tour with Britney next year when she releases her new CD and makes her comeback...
According to Contact Music, Nick says Britney will make a comeback and he'd love to open for her...
"She has that quality about her that people want to root for. If she puts together a great record, and I'm confident she will, I think she'll be right back to where she was. A joint tour would be a Jive Records dream right there... I'd open for Britney."
The Pre-Nup Tour... The Divorcee Road Show... Possible names for this tour anyone??
I thought this was a CROCK but a friend just sent me the link!!!
The problem is, I'm at work right now and I can't access PORN from my company computer... so I have to wait to get home... plus I'd much rather watch Britney & K-Fed (I heard his new nick name is actually Fed-Ex LOL) in my bed ;)
So I guess he's trying to get $16.5 million out of her, and custody of the kids, or else he's going to release the 4 hour tape to the world!
Jessica Simpson looks like she's in need of some serious hair maintenence... split ends, roots, its just a mess!!! I wonder if the rumors that she's pretty depressed are true... not even trying to look good is BAD!
Ho Ho Ho Britney! OK, I gotta give the girl credit, that stomach is pretty flat and nice for someone who popped out two kids in the last year and 2 months... but if you click on the pictures you'll see her bra is completely showing and is even hanging out from under the shirt... and the fishnets are just disgusting... did she raid Madonna's closet circa Like a Virgin or what?
I know you're on the prowl Britney, but that outfit is almost as bad as Kevin screaming "I'm a Pimp!" on stage... Just dress nice so we can't make fun of you!!!
K-Fed shops at Wal-Mart now that Britney's filing for divorce... no more designer jeans and shirts buddy... I hear Wal-Mart's rolling back their prices on extra baggy Wranglers!!
Some sign autographs at the Virgin Megastore in NYC, K-Fed signs autographs at Wal-Mart.
According to In Touch Weekly (photo courtesy of Breathe Heavy), Britney Spears told K-Fed (pre-divorce filing) that she really wants a boob job.... Since having her 2nd child, Britney's breasts have really started to sag and she wants to get them redone before trying to make a comeback.
Doctors say they have to wait 6 months before touching them... she has to wait until she's done breastfeeding...
I say GO FOR IT - every little bit helps - and no amount of diet and exercize is going to make those things pop like they used to!
