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Hilary & Haylie Duff at Entourage Premiere

2007-04-07T11:41:00.000-05:00

I LOVE ENTOURAGE!!! I can't wait for tomorrow night!!!!

Hilary & Haylie Duff must be fans too... they looked pretty hot at the premiere the other night. I kind of like Hilary's dark look!

Sad Little CoCo Cox!

2007-04-07T11:30:00.000-05:00

What a cute little pouty face she's making!!!

Christina Orangilera

2007-04-07T11:13:00.000-05:00

WOW IS SHE ORANGE!!!

I think it's so cute how she has no shame about going out on the street in NYC in her bathrobe!

From Daily Stab

Playboy's Anna Nicole Smith Tribute

2007-04-07T11:00:00.000-05:00

The May 2007 issue of Playboy is a tribute to Anna Nicole Smith. How sweet.

Ashlee's Dog Hula Died

2007-04-07T10:47:00.000-05:00

From Celebrity Dog Watcher... Ashlee Simpson's little dog Hula died in December... she's been upset ever since. The little dog died from a "mystery illness"... Ashlee says she wants a new dog but she isn't ready yet. Instead, she's been spending lots of time with Jessica's dog Daisy... which is probably a good thing considering all Jess does is hang out with John Mayer!

Jen & Violet Super Cute at the Park!

2007-04-07T10:39:00.000-05:00

Popsugar has super adorable pictures of Jen & Violet at the playground... I can't wait for spring!!!

Shar Jackson's New Body...

2007-04-07T10:29:00.000-05:00

From Daily Stab...

Shar Jackson told In Touch she spent $15,000 on a new body... she couldn't get rid of her stretch marks after popping out K-Fed's 1st two babies and her boobs were saggy... so she got some lypo and a lift.

I'm not going to be mean and say it, but I'll repeat what Daily Stab said...

"Sorry honey, but you’re going to need more than a breast lift and tummy tuck to look sexy. Have you looked in the mirror lately at that fugly face of yours?"

I wonder if she thinks K-Fed's going to commit to her now that she's got a better body???

Sexy Lindsay Photo Shoot

2007-04-06T19:56:00.000-05:00

That's hot. Unfortunately she thinks that it's cool to leave her bra hanging out while walking down the street as well... see below!

Jessica & John in Australia

2007-04-06T19:51:00.000-05:00

Jess & John just got back from their romantic getaway to Australia... actually, Jess is back, John stayed behind to finish up touring (be with groupies)...

Goldie Hawn Goes Braless

2007-04-06T10:49:00.000-05:00

Someone needs to start a website specifically for braless celebrities... Seriously, just because perky young celebrities go without bras doesn't mean old saggy ones can... I love Goldie, but she needs to hold those puppies up!!

Mary Kate & Max at Basketball Game

2007-04-06T10:44:00.000-05:00

She is such a freak. He looks like a fairly normal guy, and he appears to be quite a few years older than her, there's something perverse about this...

She looks like a scary witch-elf or something.

Whitney Granted Custody of Bobbi Kristina

2007-04-06T10:34:00.000-05:00

Whitney Houston was granted custody of her 14 year old daughter Bobbi Kristina. On Wednesday, a judge gave Whitney sole custody... and Whitney said she doesn't need child support from Bobby Brown... like he'd pay it anyway right??

Whitney also said he is unreliable when it comes to visits with Bobbi Kristina. Bobby Brown's lawyer says he is going to fight that decision.

Their divorce will be final on April 24.

PS: Crack is wack.

From Star Magazine

Angelina's Brother Says Shiloh Named After Him

2007-04-06T10:30:00.000-05:00

Angelina Jolie's Brother Haven says Shiloh was named after him. Apparently his name was supposed to be Shiloh but at the last minute they decided to name him Haven... Angelina wanted to honor her brother so she went to him and asked what he thought of them naming their baby Shiloh...

He said he was moved to tears. Awwww...

Then, Angelina made out with him.

No, just kidding... but they did have an icky thing going on didn't they?

From Star Magazine

Halle Berry Gets Her Star!

2007-04-06T09:12:00.000-05:00

Halle Berry got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame the other day. She looks hot! I like her hair like that!

Lindsay Lohan's Bra & Pistol

2007-04-06T09:04:00.000-05:00

There's Lindsay out the other night showing off her bra!! I know showing a little bra is kind of in right now... but just having your shirt open like that with the whole thing falling out???? Not cute. What's up with the PISTOL necklace? Is she tough or something?

Denise Richards Shopping

2007-04-06T08:57:00.000-05:00

I love it when they catch people making bad faces :)

There's Denise shopping like crazy...

C-Fed Gets Arrested!

2007-04-06T08:53:00.000-05:00

K-Fed's younger brother Cameron Federline, age 20, was arrested for giving alcohol to minors at a party at his house last month. He pled guilty and started serving his 5 day jail sentence yesterday. He'll be released next week.

I guess being a stupid tool runs in the Fed family!

Carmen Electra & Joan Jett?????

2007-04-05T18:47:00.000-05:00

OK don't give me a hard time because I know this is from a few weeks ago... but seriously??? There's this rumor that Carmen Electra went to a lesbian event with Joan Jett and admits she had a crush on her when she was a kid... So was it a date??

Now Carmen's saying she would love to get it on with Scarlett Johanssen and Jessica Alba!! THREESOME!!!

That's a sex tape I'd like to see...

Story from Female First

Hilary Duff GASP!!

2007-04-05T12:38:00.000-05:00

I would love to know what she's gasping at!

Uma Thurman's Bad Bikini!!!

2007-04-05T12:32:00.000-05:00

More like Ewwww-ma! How about something a little more supportive?

Mischa Barton's Short Shorts

2007-04-05T12:05:00.000-05:00

I can't figure out if I like this outfit or not. Apparently these are pictures of her leaving a HAIR SALON... Lord help me if I ever get famous and pay a gazillion dollars for a high class hair cut and leave the salon with my hair looking like that... in a ponytail!

Kimberly Stewart Not Looking Ugly!

2007-04-05T12:00:00.000-05:00

For a change she actually looks attractive... I like that dress... maybe it's just the fact that you can't really see her face in this picture or something, but she seems to be improving.... or at least having a "good looking" day!

Britney at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse

2007-04-05T11:54:00.000-05:00

Is that a spill on her shirt??? What's up with the stain on her shirt??? Is she even wearing a bra under that thin white shirt?????

She looks yucky!!!

Apparently she was out celebrating Jamie Lynn's Sweet 16. I can't believe Jamie Lynn even wants to be seen with her looking like that!!

Sanjaya Fan Network

2007-04-04T10:49:00.000-05:00

Click here for the Sanjaya Fan Network message board... Sanjaya is the anti-Idol.

It's funny because ever since I first laid eyes on him I thought "there's something super freaky about this guy!"

They had to have chosen him for a reason... if it weren't for Sanjaya, would anyone actually be paying attention to American Idol?

They had to find someone to "compete" with Heather Mills on the freak scale... The casting directors knew this was weird...

The other contestents are pissssssssssseeedddd!!!!

What do you think of Sanjaya?

Brian Bonsall Assaults Girlfriend

2007-04-04T10:34:00.000-05:00

How did such a cute little kid turn into such a FREAK???? Brian Bonsall, who played little Andy Keaton on Family Ties, was arrested last week for assaulting his girlfriend... He apparently poured whiskey in her face!!!

This guy is CREEEEEPY!!!

Click here for more from TMZ!

Mandy Moore In a Cast

2007-04-04T10:17:00.000-05:00

Mandy Moore injured her ankle doing a photoshoot for Self Magazine in Mexico. She was supposed to run and jump into the water and she fell... ouch!!!

Jennifer Aniston's New Man???

2007-04-04T09:53:00.000-05:00

Is Jennifer Aniston dating Ryan Kavanaugh??? Ryan was the executive producer of Talledega Nights and The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift... They were spotted having dinner the other night... but sources claim it was strictly business... others say they "looked cozy"...

From Star Magazine

Paris's Boobs Deflated!!!!

2007-04-04T09:27:00.000-05:00

OK, these pictures were apparently taken last week... and Paris's breasts are back to their normal little size... What is going on???

McDreamy on his McBike

2007-04-04T09:04:00.000-05:00

I don't really understand the infatuation with him, but then again I've never seen the show... I just remember him as the dorky extra anchovies kid from Loverboy and I can't get past it!

Tori Spelling's New Baby!!

2007-04-04T08:58:00.000-05:00

Awwww... what a little sweet pea... and she actually looks good for someone who just gave birth (and usually looks bad)... His name is Liam! Wow, a NORMAL CELEBRITY CHILD NAME!!!

From Us Weekly

Apple Martin's Painted Eyebrows??

2007-04-04T08:55:00.000-05:00

Click here to see pictures of little Apple Martin out with her grandma Blythe Danner... and Apple's eyebrows are SCARY looking!!! They look painted!!!

Star Says Angelina Dumped Brad!

2007-04-04T08:41:00.000-05:00

Magazine cover from Popbytes...

The cover claims that Angelina dumped Brad and ditched the kids... WHAT?? This magazine is on a rampage against Brad & Angelina lately... Every week it's something nasty about them!!!

Kelly Ripa on Shape Magazine Cover

2007-04-04T08:38:00.000-05:00

Kelly said it best herself, "me on the cover of Shape Magazine? You're going to have to change it to Shape-less!"

Love her, she's so funny.

Shakira Shakira

2007-04-04T08:32:00.000-05:00

Walking down the street... She's the first celebrity I ever interviewed - how lucky was I - she barely speaks English!!

Tara Reid's Bad Bathing Suit Choice

2007-04-03T08:13:00.000-05:00

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... that just looks uncomfortable.

Cameron Diaz

2007-04-03T08:06:00.000-05:00

Cameron Diaz on the beach last weekend.

Alanis Morissette "My Humps" Video

2007-04-03T08:01:00.000-05:00

Apparently Alanis put this together as an April Fool's joke for her website. It's pretty funny. Her voice gets annoying singing "myy huuuummmmppppsssss" really slow over and over, but it's worth checking out for a minute!

Gwen & Gavin at Kingston's Christening

2007-04-03T07:58:00.000-05:00

What a gorgeous family!!! Little Kingston is SO CUTE... he needs to hang with Violet Affleck.

From People Magazine

Kate Moss & Kelly Osbourne are Buds!

2007-04-03T07:47:00.000-05:00

Scowl for the camera girls! Kelly's hair looks good - I wonder if it's real or extensions.

Ben Kissing Violet!

2007-04-03T07:45:00.000-05:00

SO ADORABLE IT'S RIDICULOUS!!!

From People Magazine...

J-Lo Jury Duty!

2007-04-03T07:42:00.000-05:00

Yes, even major celebrities from the block have to show up for jury duty! Lucky for J-Lo, the case she was assigned to was thrown out so she got to go home. I really like her outfit, I want that gray sweater!!!

Cameron Diaz's Big Toes

2007-04-02T21:43:00.000-05:00

One of my biggest pet peeves... toes hanging over the end of sandals. Maybe that's just because I have little feet and short toes but this drives me bananas. Floppity feet!

Pamela Anderson On The Beach

2007-04-02T21:40:00.000-05:00

What an adorable dog!!! Pamela's body is certainly holding up... for now anyway!

From Daily Stab

Britney Celebrates Her Divorce...

2007-04-02T17:56:00.000-05:00

For 45 minutes!

I guess rehab did wonders for Britney Spears. She went out to Bridge the other night to celebrate the finalization of her divorce from K-Fed... but she was only there for 45 minutes and did not consume any alcohol!!

WAY TO GO BRITNEY!!!!

Halle Berry Once Attempted Suicide

2007-04-02T10:02:00.000-05:00

Halle Berry recently told Parade Magazine that she tried to commit suicide after her first marriage to David Justice failed!

"I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me," says Berry. "She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low," Berry says. "I promised myself I would never be a coward again."

In the magazine, Berry also fesses up about her rocky relationship with sex-addicted ex-husband Eric Benet. "[It was] really horrific ... We were in sex rehab after one year. I wish I had left then, but I was putting everyone's needs before mine," she says.

WOW. Isn't it strange how we think celebrities (with the exception of freaks like Britney Spears) are just perfect and why would she ever want to kill herself over a guy because she's got so many other things going for her... Very sad!! I don't blame her for never wanting to get married again!!

From Star Magazine

Usher is Engaged!

2007-04-02T09:50:00.000-05:00

Usher and his 38 year old stylist Tameka Foster are engaged...

Here's the story from Star Magazine...

Sexy R&B star Usher has announced he's engaged to his stylist girlfriend Tameka Foster, and the two could wed before the year is over!

Foster, 38, ten years older than her fiance, has been wearing a ring that reportedly has 10 carats!

The couple drew attention last January when they were spotted frolicking in St. Bart's while she was still married. Foster, who has three kids, finalized her divorce from her ex-hubby only two weeks ago. Apparently, Usher's mom/manager Jonetta Patton wasn't too happy when she found out about the relationship, and fired Foster because "she didn't think she was dressing him according to the caliber of star he was," a source told the New York Daily News.

Ben & Jen Leaving a Doctor's Office

2007-04-02T09:41:00.000-05:00

Why would they be going to the doctor together? Could she be carrying another little cutie pie???? That's the way celebrities are doing it lately... one baby after another!!!

From Daily Stab

Kate Beckinsale's Thong...

2007-04-02T09:15:00.000-05:00

Kate Beckinsale on the set of Winged Creatures... with her thong hanging out ;)

I don't think I really like her has a blonde, she's so fair, I think she looks much better with brown hair.

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson SO SUPER CUTE!!

2007-04-02T09:08:00.000-05:00

Oh look... I'm being nice... Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are so adorable together!!! There they are outside The Ivy the other day.

Ashlee Simpson's Long Face

2007-04-02T09:03:00.000-05:00

She doesn't look very happy... maybe Ryan cancelled their rendezvous later??

Beyonce Flaws & All Video

2007-04-02T08:55:00.000-05:00

This is cool... bizarre... totally goofy... What do you think?

Bluebell Halliwell

2007-04-02T08:49:00.000-05:00

Awwwwww... Little Bluebell... I wonder if they call her Belle? That is cute... Bluebell not so much!

From Celebrity Baby Scoop

Mandy Moore's Feathery New Album Cover

2007-04-02T08:44:00.000-05:00

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... considering I've been getting some heat for being mean, I'm not going to say anthing mean. I think the picture speaks for itself.

I love Mandy, she's cute...

Paris Hilton's New Breasts

2007-04-02T08:08:00.000-05:00

They seem to be getting bigger by the day!!!!

Kimberly Stewart's Plump Lips

2007-04-02T07:55:00.000-05:00

She totally got her lips done... and she needs to invest in some clear deodrant!!

Britney Spears at Lakers Game

2007-04-02T07:49:00.000-05:00

Is her finger all bloody in the second picture? I hope that's a "soda" she's drinking!

Hilary Duff's big head and prego dress

2007-03-30T07:08:00.000-05:00

Hilary Duff looks like a bobble head here... and what is up with the pregnancy dresses everyone seems to be wearing? I tried a dress like this on just to see... OMG bad.

Jessica & John are Dreary...

2007-03-30T06:20:00.000-05:00

They just make me think of a rainy day... I don't know if it's the fact that she's so "dark" now that she's with him or what... They're just so dreary!

Britney's Security Pulls Gun on Paparazzi

2007-03-29T19:12:00.000-05:00

Online Videos by Veoh.com

And it was caught on video!! And it happened after CHURCH!!

Britney's apparently hired a bunch of ex-cops to protect her, and after this church service the other day one of them got a little gun happy... Apparently a lot of celebrities go to this church so they have their own security and traffic officers to handle the crowds... and this one photographer tried to pull a fast one and Britney's security guard pulled a gun!!!

Penelope Cruz & Josh Hartnett Dating!!

2007-03-29T18:52:00.000-05:00

What do you think about this?? I just don't really see the two of them together... at first I thought there was an age difference because she's been around so much longer than him, but he's 29 and she's 32 so no big...

She's gone out with Matthew McConaughey and Tom Cruise (pre-total-loser stage) and now Josh Hartnett?? He's just kind of blah to me... She is A list, he is B+ or so.

They had dinner the other night and were holding hands and kissing... it's cute, but she seems way out of his league!! Plus, when they get in bed he's gonna be thinking "I can't possibly compare to Matthew McConaughey!"

I guess they are trying to keep the relationship a secret and they arrive and leave seperately to avoid paparazzi!

Story from Female First

Tara Reid, Bringing Skanky Back!

2007-03-29T09:59:00.000-05:00

Wow... Tara's back to her old skank self. There were a couple of months there where I thought maybe she got sick of being skanked on and decided to stop showing her freaky lypo tummy and wear a bra to cover up those bombs but no. She doesn't even own a hair brush anymore!

Dana's Dirt with JJ Ryan on Hot 100

2007-03-29T08:11:00.000-05:00

Click here to here yesterday's dirt update with JJ Ryan on Hot 100!

Radio people interested in getting the dirt on your show can contact me at danasdirt@danasdirt.com!

Fergie's Gold Dress

2007-03-29T07:38:00.000-05:00

She looks pretty here... She's one of those celebrities that I am on the fense about when it comes to deciding whether or not I think she's hot. Sometimes she looks like a freak, and other times she looks really cute.

How do you feel about Fergie?

Courtney Cox & Jennifer Aniston Kiss.

2007-03-29T07:37:00.000-05:00

It's weak. Very weak. Watch and see.

Heidi Klum SuperMom!

2007-03-29T07:29:00.000-05:00

She's taking some "me" time and shopping by herself... for the kids of course! It's amazing how beautiful she is.

Jennifer Love Hewitt...

2007-03-29T07:24:00.000-05:00

Her boobs fascinate me. She's getting a psychic reading...

Eva & Mario Are So Doing It!

2007-03-29T07:16:00.000-05:00

I don't know that of course, but they seem to have an awful lot of fun together!! We see her with Mario more than we see her with her fiance Tony...

Pic from People Magazine.

Mary Kate's Oversized Outfit

2007-03-29T07:14:00.000-05:00

Click here to see pictures of Mary Kate Olsen wearing a ridiculous outfit. Some people are saying she looks GOOD - probably because it's a step up from the witch ensembles she's been slinking around in lately - but that's not saying much.

Those pants are probably a size 4... she is SWIMMING IN THEM!!!

Pax & Zahara Jolie-Pitt - Cover Babies!

2007-03-29T07:00:00.000-05:00

How freaking adorable... I'm shocked little Pax doesn't have a mohawk yet!!

Paris Hilton Wearing Pantyhose & Open-Toed Shoes!!

2007-03-29T06:48:00.000-05:00

OK, what is UP with pantyhose and open-toed shoes all of a sudden? I'm no fashionista, but to my knowledge it has always been a totally no-no to wear hose with open toed shoes!!! Socks with sandals... NO!!! As far as I know, the genereal rule is, if your toes are exposed, then your legs are exposed, and you don't cover up your toes and then let them hang out of your shoes...

I saw a model wearing black tights and black open-toed shoes in Glamour magazine and I actually talked about it on the air last nigh... Then a girl called me and told me she saw Nicole Miller on Martha Stewart and she was wearing black pantyhose with gold open-toed shoes - EW!!!!

Am I wrong here??

Courtney Love's Hot Bod...

2007-03-29T06:46:00.000-05:00

NOT! Actually, her abs are kind of tight... but ooooh that bum!! I love how she can't even keep her bikini bottoms pulled up to cover the crack...

Rumer Willis is NAUGHTY!!!

2007-03-26T08:21:00.000-05:00

I knew when I saw pictures of her with Paris Hilton and Hayden Panittiere that it was only a matter of time before we started to see more scandalous pictures of her...

Get more from OMG Blog

Mario Lopez - Package Check!

2007-03-26T08:14:00.001-05:00

And an ass check too!

Considering that's the first (and only) thing anyone would notice about these pictures I figured I'd just come right out and say it.

Mel Gibson Snapped Again...

2007-03-26T08:03:00.000-05:00

Mel Gibson has snapped in public again... this time on a room full of college students. The professor was questioning the way he stereotyped Mayan characters in Apocalypto, and Mel told her to F*** OFF!

He also wanted her mic to be shut off and then he flipped out and told her to read a history book...

Later he apolgized to the students for his outburst and said maybe she had a point.

Click here for more!

Paris At the Club with Big Boobs

2007-03-26T08:00:00.000-05:00

Since when does she have cleavage? She always brags about how much she loves her tiny boobs and how she doesn't have to wear a bra... did she get implants? Just a good push up?

Eva Longoria - Bridezilla!

2007-03-26T07:56:00.000-05:00

From DesperateBlog

She's wearing a Bridezilla shirt... nd that E & T necklace obviously stands for Eva & Tony.

I bet they are divorced before 2008.

Nicole Kidman's BAD HAIR DAY.

2007-03-26T07:51:00.000-05:00

Her hair is SO bad... that's when you suck it up and put it in a ponytail.

Britney Spears Looks Nice

2007-03-26T07:49:00.000-05:00

She looks clean and put together... I wonder if she's paying someone to help her seem sane?

How long before she snaps again??

Test

2007-03-25T09:21:00.000-05:00

More problems with Blogger... I am not happy!!!

Winona Ryder's Big Boobs

2007-03-25T08:57:00.000-05:00

Plenty of room in there for stolen goods, huh?

From Dickism

Christina & Jordy

2007-03-25T08:42:00.000-05:00

I wish I could raid Christina's closet!!!

Vanessa Minello at Hollywood's Tightest Bodies

2007-03-25T08:34:00.000-05:00

That material would look better made into a purse.

She's gorgeous though, but I don't like the shape of that dress on her at all!

Britney Blue Eyes

2007-03-25T08:18:00.000-05:00

Britney's trying out some blue contacts... What do you think?

Britney Wants New Hair

2007-03-25T08:10:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears went to a hair salon the other day to try to get new hair. I wonder if they told her to come back in 3 months... try the wig shop instead.

Anna Nicole Smith's Cause of Death

2007-03-25T07:57:00.000-05:00

Star Magazine and the National Enquirer are reporting they have figured out the cause of Anna Nicole's Death.

Apparently she took a lethal dose of the sleeping pill chloral hydrate... and she had an infectino in her butt cheek from an unsterilized needle which absessed and made her extremely sick.

Anna Nicole refused to go to the hospital even when it became apparent that she was gravely ill. She was vomiting and had a very high fever, but she would not allow anyone to take her to the hospital.

What was in the needle they stuck in her ass shortly before she left the Bahamas to go to FL? We don't know yet.

Click here for the full story from Star Magazine.

Brings new meaning to the phrase "she had a killer ass!"

Best George Bush Impersonation EVER!

2007-03-25T07:44:00.000-05:00

Well Done George Bush Impersonation

We were watching the Jeff Foxworthy Roast last night and this guy did the BEST possible George Bush impersonation. You could not do it better. It's 7 minutes long but we were DYING laughing. So right on.

MAJOR BLOGGER ISSUES!!

2007-03-23T18:03:00.000-05:00

A word of advice, if you have a blog on blogger, think about moving it soon!

Blogger has many problems right now that are not being resolved. I have spent the last 3 days trying exhaustively to figure out why my pictures and posts are not publishing to my ftp server... and GoDaddy has tried to help me in several different ways but there is nothing they can do - it is a Blogger issue, and they don't really give a sh*t.

Blogger is a free service, and you know what they say... you get what you pay for. I have tried to contact their user support and use their help center message board with no response. There are thousands of messages up there that have not been answered, so obviously the "new" Blogger isn't what it was cracked up to be. They suck, I hate them.

I've finally discovered that for whatever reason my posts will publish to this .blogspot url so I've redirected www.danasdirt.com to this url for now so I can continue to post and update my template as needed.

In a few weeks I'm going to be moving the site over to WordPress and doing some changes to the layout... It will be a pain in the arse, but I think this site needs a bit of a new look and it could stand to load a little faster.

I'll have to load pictures to imageshack or one of the other free hosting services so you won't be able to click them to make them bigger, but at least I can post!!

Thanks for checking out the site and for your patience!!!

AND DON'T USE BLOGGER!!

Dana

Tori Spelling Is On MySpace!

2007-03-20T01:39:00.000-05:00

According to Star Magazine, Tori Spelling now has a MySpace and she is blogging all about how great it is to be a mommy!

"I can't believe I have been given this unbelievable little gift. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. He is my little angel baby and I had no idea you could love someone you've only known for 4 days this much. But, my heart is jumping out of my chest with love. Mommihood ROCKS!"

Anyone think she's going to end up like Britney all post-pardum shaving her head???

Ryan Phillipe & Ashlee Simpson - SERIOUSLY???

2007-03-19T15:24:00.000-05:00

So I know Ryan Phillipe and Ashlee Simpson met out a few weeks ago... and ended up talking for a few hours at a club... but what I didn't hear until now is that they WENT BACK TO ASHLEE'S HOUSE TOGETHER!!!

According to Female First...

"When Ryan and his friends arrived they were shown to the only table with any space left — where Ashlee and her friends were sitting.

"He couldn't keep his eyes off her in her very figure hugging little black dress. They seemed very into each other. Ashlee was really excited. You could tell she had a huge crush on him."

After flirting for hours, onlookers claim the couple disappeared to a private area upstairs, called The Library, at around 2am.

The source added: "They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on.

"They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again."

Salma Hayek's Hooters!!!

2007-03-19T14:22:00.000-05:00

Salma Hayek's boobs are ENORMOUS right now!!! She's not even THAT far along... she is going to burst out of her tops by the time she's ready to have that baby... WOW!

Pic from TMZ!

Denise Richards & Sam Looking Cute!

2007-03-19T14:12:00.000-05:00

Denise was out with Sam the other day... getting Starbucks and apparently house hunting... How sweet!!

Kimberly Stewart Works the Pole

2007-03-19T14:00:00.000-05:00

There are several things wrong with these pictures. First of all, Kimberly Stewart should not be dancing on a pole. At least when Paris does it she looks somewhat sexy. Skanky, but somewhat sexy. Kimberly Stewart just looks like a wannabe. Second of all, if you're going to go dancing on a pole, wear something sexy, not a babydoll type shirt with spandex under it. The outfit is just bad all around... not to mention the fact that Kimberly Stewart is way too old looking to be wearing that top anyway. She's hideous.

Fergie Performing in Poland

2007-03-19T13:56:00.000-05:00

She's so scary looking... and we almost got a peek up her skirt!

Chelsea Clinton at "The Last Mimzy" Premiere

2007-03-19T13:46:00.000-05:00

For someone who was SO unfortunate looking as a child, she's grown up to be somewhat attractive. No?

Paris Hilton & CeeLo Getting it On??

2007-03-19T10:46:00.000-05:00

Click here to see the picture of Paris Hilton apparently engaging in a dirty sex act with CeeLo from Gnarles Barkley. WARNING, IT'S GROSS!!

Is that really her?

Fergi-lip-ious!

2007-03-19T10:35:00.000-05:00

Look at those LIPS!!! EWWWWWWWWW!!!

Pregnant Julia Roberts & Her Twins!

2007-03-19T10:12:00.000-05:00

Click here to see a pregnant Julia Roberts out with her twins!

Paris Hilton's New Boy Toy

2007-03-19T09:37:00.000-05:00

His name is Josh Henderson, he's on Desperate Housewives, and he used to date Ashlee Simpson, and he's a big slut just like Paris.

Did Eva Longoria Chop Her Hair?

2007-03-19T09:33:00.000-05:00

Or is it a wig?

Either way... I like her hair better long. Look how scrawny her legs are!

Ashley Olsen is a Witch!

2007-03-19T09:25:00.000-05:00

Seriously, she looks like a witch. She has such a cute face, why is she always trying to look unattractive?!