THE BAD LUCK BEEMER!

So we get this BMW a few weeks ago. It's awesome. Great car. I have no job, yet I drive a BMW. It's kinda cool... Mommy & Kyla are stylin'...

But I'm starting to wonder if this car is just BAD LUCK! I quit the job the day after we got it. Three days later it breaks down on our way home from WalMart... then yesterday I went to the Post Office to mail some stuff I sold on eBay, and I LOST MY KEYS!!!

They're gone. I searched everywhere. I walked out without them... go to the car and realized I'd forgotten them. I figured I'd just left them on the counter, go back in, and they're nowhere. We searched everywhere inside - I even went through the trash!!! The woman behind the counter looked around to make sure they didn't fall. Nope.

So then I start getting paranoid that someone took them while I wasn't paying attention (I had a ton of stuff to ship and was going nuts trying to get all the labels done, etc.) and was going to drive off in the Beemer!! I felt like I should search the PO even more and retrace my steps 100 times - but then I was thinking - What if someone grabbed the keys and was out in the parking lot clicking the button to unlock the car so they could drive away in it!!! Yes - I've got some paranoia issues!

Finally I called Sonja and she and Ky came to bring me the spare keys. I thought there was hope that maybe I'd somehow locked them in the car or in the trunk - but nope. They're gone. Now I hope someone didn't look at my return address on my packages and steal my keys so they can come get me!!!

Here's what I think happened... I am pretty sharp and quite a little investigator if you didn't already know LOL...

At one point I went up to the counter to ship my packages, but the woman told me that since there was still a Priority Mail sticker on one of the boxes I had to take it off in order to ship Parcel Post. I stepped aside and let the person behind me go ahead so I didn't hold up the line while removing the sticker. My theory is that this women grabbed my keys by accident, threw them in her purse thinking they were hers, and walked out. She probably had her keys sitting there too and grabbed them when she left a minute later, not thinking. I do things like this all the time. I HOPE she finds them and realizes she grabbed them at the PO - and is smart enough to realize that someone is FREAKING OUT with out her keys and she'll return them. If not - SHE SUCKS.

So, if you find a set of keys with BMW key, Acura key, mail keys, a house key, and bottle opener keychain - THEY ARE MINE!!

In other news. My little Princess is going to crawl soon!!!! She is on her hands and knees rocking back and forth - she just hasn't been able to take off yet!! She is chilling out on the floor right now with her Brainy Baby toy. Little Miss Independent these days, I swear.

Halloween - thank you for all your suggestions... I STILL haven't decided what she's going to be. I did take some pictures of her in a little pumpkin outfit TK's parents gave us before she was even born. It is 12 months (she is 6) and it FITS!! She HATED being in it, but I got some OK pictures. I'm going to post them later.

I am SO EXCITED about the new site and its so cool to have an "outlet" again LOL... My friend Ty is going to be doing a "View from the Gay Guy" section and it will be a riot. I can't wait to get his link up.

I am still in need of a cartoon of me. Someone emailed me, made a great one - I asked for a little bit of a change to it... and haven't heard back!! I really liked his work but I can't get in touch!

Um, I was just checking out the "Next Blog" deal in the top corner of the screen - if you click it, it goes to another random person's blog... Let me tell you - there are some depressed freakly people out there. And some of them are just cute and funny... So if you ever get bored with mine, click the Next Blog and check out someone else's life.

OK I should go now. More later - I have been going crazy without a journal to share all my thoughts in!

:)

Dana