NO WAY.

OK so I'm chatting with Ty online and he just reveals to me that last week Paris hooked up with Andy Roddick.... GROSS. We were talking about how she has the worst taste in men and how I wouldn't be caught DEAD in bed with ANYONE she has ever slept with.... Nick Carter, Rick Solomon, Leonardo DiCaprio... Fred Durst...

YES - PARIS IS NOW HANGING OUT WITH FRED DURST!!!!

And it's really true - he's not making it up like what he was with Britney. Paris & Fred were all over each other at a deli in LA... yup, high class - at a deli.

I hope they get together. She will whip that boy all over the place and then drop him like the loser he is.

The weird thing is I used to like Limp Bizkit until he turned out to be such a sally poser with the whole Britney thing. That was so lame.

Now... here's something to think about - we all know Kevin will inevitably cheat on Britney... I actually think one of the reasons she wants out of the spotlight is to keep HIM out of the spotlight too and keep him away from all the other young chicks in Hollywood... but I bet Paris will somehow dig her claws into Kevin JUST to get at Britney. I am stunned they haven't had a catfight yet....

Speaking of Catfights... Elton apolgized to Madonna for talking sh*t about her lip syncing on stage last month... but Madonna wants to keep the feud going so she sent him a box of chocolates - like a chocolate of HER - that says "THE BITCH IS BACK" and then she said something about how he can eat the chocolates and then spend weeks working off the pounds... or he could just lose 10 lbs. by taking off his wig... or whatever. LAME!

Lindsay Lohan had her THIRD car accident... smashed her beemer - oh yeah, they say it was a blown tire. Sure. I can't believe this girl doesn't have a DUI!! Wilmer's getting tired of it... Disney is pissed... and how long before we see her tit Tara Reid style!

OK time to make pizza... TK & Kyla are sound asleep next to me it's too cute... only he snores lol.

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