THE PARIS FRIEND TEST.

Like I hope I would pass... but I probably wouldn't.

Paris Hilton admits she tests her friends to see whether or not they are loyal. I mean, when you are so totally awesome like Paris Hilton you have to watch out who you let into your little circle... so she came up with the brilliant idea to test her friends.

She makes things up and tells her friend... like, "I was in Paris this weekend and blah happened..."

And then if it shows up in the tabloids, she knows that friend told... and then she says "I freeze them out. I never talk to them again."

So, if you are hot enough to be spending time with Paris, don't betray her or she'll never talk to you again.

Lame as this is, you have to give her credit for being smart enough to figure out how to trick her "friends".