The VMA's, "Anything Can Happen"

Diddy... duddy. His intro... weak!

Gwen looks PISSED... she wasn't even supposed to show up. To add insult to injury, they used her song for Diddy's opening!

Lindsay Lohan looks like Kim Catrall... a 40-something year old ho. What was that dress? Walk like an Egyptian... if she can walk, I can't tell if she's drunk or not.

Kanye West & Kelly Clarkson won best male/female video.

Kelly's nipples... she has no boobs, but she shows nip!

8:10 PM

Diddy's speech was awesome... he's frigging hilarious. I don't know whether to take him seriously or not...

A LOT OF HYPE DIDDY!

8:20 PM

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Did Diddy just give some dude his watch?

That's awesome of him... so generous *watch, we'll find out a week from now it was cubic zirconia*... anyway, that poor kid who got the watch is going to get JUMPED on his way out of the place!

What's up with Gwen?

She wasn't supposed to even go... because she's not performing... but now they are giving her a LOT of attention and she's in Diddy's $100,000 fashion contest...

Orlando & Kirsten - are they boinking?

-8:32 PM

Green Day wins... damn "I didn't notice what they won, I was getting a piece of hershey pie." - JJ Ryan, while IMing with me about the awards.

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What the f? This girl asking Diddy to dance.... that's pretty original.

OMG I am starting to like Diddy... It's kind of like a play.

Dance off?

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Wow, Hilary Duff actually looks pretty. She kind of looks like J-Lo...

WHAT????

M C Hammer? Hammer-I-Am.

I guess anything CAN happen.

8:42 PM

"Look at the real rappers laughing"... another one from JJ!

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Jessica & Ashlee... What is Jessica wearing? It's like a French Maid costume that went through a tornado in the "Dirty South"... because DALLAS is the DIRRRRTY SOUTH?

Jessica will be on the Worst Dressed list for that...

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Shakira looks totally different. She doesn't seem to be wearing eye-makeup like she used to and she definitely looks older. Still hot of course, but older.

R. Kelly "I'm Rick James Bitch!"

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It's now 9:03 PM and nothing has sparked a comment in me for the last 10 or so minutes.

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WOW Missy Elliot is like practically rexi now!!!!

Ciara is hot... I'm sick of people saying she used to be a man.

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Eric Roberts...

"J***R***O: who is this douchbag?"

"JJRy*n P****: who the fuck is this dude?"

"danagossips: Oh like I'm supposed to know."

Yeah while this version of R.Kelly theater is going on... I'm chatting with my friends.

Look's like R.'s been taking some lessons at the Ashlee Simpson School of Sync!

R. Kelly wants to act? This is DRAMA!!! DRAMA!!!! R.Kelly's "she throws a pillow at him"... WHAT THE HELL???

"jordanr*ow: i'm waiting for the 15 year old girl to walk out the closet"

Is he singing the entire plot to Desperate Housewives this season or WHAT?????

Can I get a transcript?

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Diddy changed his outfit. Points out that we've seen HIM in addition to other acts. He's so frigging funny.

Here we go with the name change... because this is so GODDAM IMPORTANT.

THE EVOLOUTION OF DIDDY.

Born Sean Coombs.
Then, I was Puffy.

BUT WHY? WHERE IS THE EXPLANATION???

Puff Daddy.
"That brotha was gettin' me in too much trouble so I had to leave him alone..."

Afro-centric phase... ok now he's kinda rippin' on himself... Shawnye West. Funny.
Shawndeleeza Diddy Rice.

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Hilary looks weird. She has changed SO much. They are cute together... It's very sweet.

OK The Killers are on this has been my favorite song for MONTHS... Time to dance!

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Diddy doing Shout Outs? WTF... He better acknowledge some white artists.... Diddy's kids... Biggie's Mom... more surprises...

What's coming neeeext.... Is Diddy gonna marry someone???

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Oh no he's conducting... Tribute to Biggie... actually this is cool.

Inspired by the Kanye West performance last year?

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L'il Kim is supposed to be locked up. Isn't she? What is it with her and R. Kelly not being in jail. It was funny how they made fun of her though... "everybody lies!" GREAT.

Johnny Knoxville IS a jackass. It's just not funny at all.

Yeah not funny.

Oooooh there's Paris. She looks hot. Notice I VERY RARELY call Paris ugly. She's hot, just trashy. Nicky's gonna be in Nicole's wedding. Nice like, sister loyalty.


9:55 PM

I'd rather be watching Gwen Stefani.

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Coldplay... I love them. As I was just saying to my friends... anything that has piano in it - love it. Alecia Keys, Coldplay, Billy Joel, Five For Fighting, Jet, Elton John... if it has piano I love it.

Anyway, you don't care about that. Coldplay is awesome.

Then we see Jessica in her Victoria's Secret experiment gone Frankie's of Hollywood outfit...

And what is this commercial of this dude growing armpit hair out of his hand?

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Somebody needs to tell Ricky Martin it is 2005, almost 2006 and he should not be wearing black acid washed jeans or a vest.

Who is gonna win this award... and how did Lindsay even get nominated?

Kelly wins AGAIN! Wow. And she's in a different outfit LOL. Actually I've seen her in that outfit before. They must have told her not to wear a WHITE tee-shirt because she ran through some sprinklers. She doesn't know how to deal with all the thank yous... she's so funny... so down to earth, she has no clue what to say. Love her. Men love her too. Every guy I know has a Kelly Clarkson thing. She's not even THAT hot... she's cute... sometimes she looks ridiculously hot, but most of the time she's "cute"... she doesn't have the former Britney/Christina/Beyonce sex appeal...

Can guys explain? Is it her personality?

I know I make fun of these people sometimes but I really do like them.

Well, some of them.

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10:13 PM

Kanye West is on. I'm not into this. Pee time!

My guy friends dig him...

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Still waiting for some "Anything Can Happen" stuff.

Dane Cook. Hot. Definitely. Funny. Sometimes... It seems like 1/2 the time he BOMBS... he is funny, but his stuff... like the joke about detonating your kid... like that's just not something you need to joke about... he makes sense, but it's just tasteless to a point that it doesn't need to be tasteless.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!! Mr. Brightside won!!!

OK the Diddy fashion show... and a doggie. What? Oh yeah, reminding us that ANYTHING can happen... even though at this point NOTHING has happened.

Gwen won!

Snoop won!

OK so Gwen can't really complain about not performing... she had the honor of being the winner of the Diddy Fashion Challenge... STAGED?

Gwen showed up for this????

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EVA. WOW. OK, anything can happen. She's a SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!! And yes, I am just jealous because sh*t who wouldn't want to look like that????

I am waiting for the Eva cameltoe pic bc u know in that outfit she sprung one at some point.

Oh and she intros Mariah, who I am SURE she'll have beef with at some point... cuz they are both catty like that.

Mariah made quite a comeback... I actually like this song.

She always sings with that leg out like that. Her right side is obviously what she feels is her good side.

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I love this 50 song. Shake shake shake that s$$ girl.

MY ALBUM IS IN STORES.

Was that HIS idea? Doubtful.

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Bring on the Destiny's Child, they're crying. Well, Beyonce's not... she's gonna keep makin' money... the other 2....

Kelly. I love her, do I see a little butt cleavage?? Barefoot, singing like Steven Tyler... She's drenched, she fell...

Waterproof mic? Wow... men are going nuts right now. WET Kelly Clarkson. Plus, Kelly's probably the only one with BALLS enough to get drenched like that.

The End.

Woo hoo.



Thanks to my friends for IMing during the awards... this is what happens when bored radio people get together with their computers and their MTV on a Sunday night.

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