Britney is apparently asking Mattel to make doll versions of her, her husband, and her baby... and eventually her sister and brother... so that fans can have doll versions of her.
The Britney doll will be more like one of those transformer toys... it will transform from a hot sexy pop sensation into a messy trailer trahsed out overweight post-pardum mommy doll... just like the real Britney!
The Kevin doll will come complete with plastic flip flops AND socks, beer stained wife-beater, detachable braids... fantastic accessories include Chee-tos, golf clubs and balls, lots of play bling bought with Britney doll's money, and hidden in the back of the box you'll find a Vegas Stripper doll just for Kevin!
The Sean doll... well, let's not even go there. The poor kid has these two baffoons as parents, we don't need to mock the child in doll form.
it just makes it so much more ironic that you can't spell.
i'm sure you were pretty fat after you squeezed one out, too - unless you're super human and slid right back into your size four parasucos two hours after birth?
See what's so sad about it, is that Britters still thinks that there is someone out there willing to buy this shit. And not only as a gag gift. B/c c'mon .. ya gotta admit, if someone gave you one of the these dolls, wouldn't you gag?! tee hee
As for the baby Sean doll, they could just use Cheetos. No one would ever know (or care about) the difference.
But want I really want to know is this: Will the Kev doll will have multiple 'do options? There is the bun (never a good look), the greasy stringy hair (another bad look), the braids (yet another failed attempt), the do rag (unfortunately it didn't cover his face too!) .. geez, he's got more looks than she does. With her it's either extentions in or extentions out. LAME.
That's funny Dana, that's exactly what I would think the doll should entail, but you know if they do decide to make them they are going to use "airbrushed" Britney. And for Kevin, it will be interesting how they try to make him look good. Most likely it won't look anything like him. Britney is just getting pathetic. To want her fans to play with her whole family. That's just strange.
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it just makes it so much more ironic that you can't spell.
i'm sure you were pretty fat after you squeezed one out, too - unless you're super human and slid right back into your size four parasucos two hours after birth?
See what's so sad about it, is that Britters still thinks that there is someone out there willing to buy this shit. And not only as a gag gift. B/c c'mon .. ya gotta admit, if someone gave you one of the these dolls, wouldn't you gag?! tee hee
As for the baby Sean doll, they could just use Cheetos. No one would ever know (or care about) the difference.
But want I really want to know is this: Will the Kev doll will have multiple 'do options? There is the bun (never a good look), the greasy stringy hair (another bad look), the braids (yet another failed attempt), the do rag (unfortunately it didn't cover his face too!) .. geez, he's got more looks than she does. With her it's either extentions in or extentions out. LAME.
That's funny Dana, that's exactly what I would think the doll should entail, but you know if they do decide to make them they are going to use "airbrushed" Britney. And for Kevin, it will be interesting how they try to make him look good. Most likely it won't look anything like him. Britney is just getting pathetic. To want her fans to play with her whole family. That's just strange.
She just had the baby. I'm sure everyone is overweight after giving birth.
The baby is innocent in all this.
paris hilton barbie.... maybe. britney spears barbie....i don't know (but i will definitely not buy).
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