Nicole Richie Looks Like Death

I can't even describe that outfit. She looks like she's wearing bloomers or something, like the little poofy panty things that go over a baby diaper... only she's wearing them as shorts.

Yucka!

Party's Over Paris!

Well, party's over for Paris's boyfriend Stavros Niarchos... I guess two Vegas nightclubs have been cited for allowing him in because he is underage.

Tao at the Venetian and Body English at the Hard Rock both received letters from the county because of the violation.

The bodyguard who was caught on survellience letting Paris & Stavros in to the club was fired!

Click here for the whole story from AOL Entertainment news.

Pretty Britney, Pretty Britney

She does clean up nice.

Tom, Katie & Unborn Child on a WORLD TOUR?

What is going on here?

They have been travelling THE WORLD for weeks now... she's about to GIVE BIRTH!

When I was about to give birth I could barely travel from the studio to the bathroom every 20 minutes to pee... let alone travel from Australia to Tahiti and to wherever the TomKat Express stops next...

Wackjobs, seriously.

Gotta give Katie props though, she's handling the maternity swimsuit thing a lot better than Britney did - in these pictures anyway.

The Simple Life Is Back!!!

So great to see the two of them roughing it together again!

These ARE pictures of them filming The Simple Life. What happened to overalls and cow milking? Or are they now making a big joke out of it and they're actually not "roughing it" anymore?

I thought the show was going to focus on their weddings... but of course NEITHER of those is happening...

Maybe life isn't so simple after all.

:(

Britney, K-Fed & Granny Spears in New Orleans

I guess Kevin came to visit her for Mardi Gras, I'm sure he saw plenty of non-Britney tatas while tossing beads.

I suppose Britney doesn't look TOO unfortunate here. I'll cut her some slack and say she looks "cute" in these pics.

Also note she IS wearing that big fat diamond she bought herself from K-Fed!

Ashlee LEAVING The Salon

Leaving? When I saw these pictures I thought that's what she looked like going IN, but that's the finished mop.

LOL I just read the comments...

"She looks like Kim Stewert." - april

Right the F*CK on she does!

Paris "Don't Believe The Rumors"

Paris's tee-shirt says "Don't believe the rumors." Because we all sit around and worry about whether or not the trash we hear about Paris is true...



And she's apparently learned how to do some fine needlework - or she paid to have her name embroidered on her jeans...

Pics from The Sun, which also reports that Nicole Richie recently said that Paris doesn't like to wear a bra. No sh*t sherlock!

The Affleck-Garners...

Ben & Jen & Baby Violet. I wish we could see her little face better, but we'll settle for some forehead and an eye lol... they are so cute!!!!

Thanks so much to Celebrity Baby Blog for linking to me!

Click here for more D*ana's Dirt!

Jessica "I'm Not A Dumb Blonde!" Simpson...

I think all this divorce stuff is getting to Jessica... she's now so delusional she expects us'all to believe that Newlyweds was scripted and that she was just playing a character, and that she's NOT REALLY A DUMB BLONDE!

Jessica is sick and tired of the image she now has as a result of her comments about buffalo wings being made from buffalos and the whole chicken vs. tuna debate... Really, people couldn't make that crap up!

Click here for the story from Entertainmentwise.com!

Avril Lavigne, Grown up and Pretty!

Not that she wasn't pretty as in a trying-to-look-tough-but-I'm-actually-a-pretty-girl kind of way, but now she looks grown up and pretty... and thankfully done wearing neck-ties!

Avril Lavigne at the Olympics.

The Duff Sisters

So THAT'S how Hilary and Haylie keep their choppers so white and shiny... ICEBREAKERS!

Matthew McConaughotness!!!!

He is so hot. That's at a press conference for "Failure To Launch". Yummy!!

Sisterly Bonding Time for Paris & Nicky

I wonder what those two are thinking about as they walk down the street...

Christina at Burlesque Club

You can click the picture to make it bigger, but watch out Christina's lips don't blow your eyeballs out!

Jessica Working Hard

At like, acting. In "Employee of the Month".

LMAO, Perez!!

From www.perezhilton.com...

"Kori Federline and Bobby Bennett (AI), seperated at birth."

Is Nicole Kidman Scary Looking?

Really, is it me, or is she pretty scary looking in these pictures?

That's her ring from her country singing take your cat and leave my sweater fiance, Keith Urban.

The Cutest Celebrity Family!!

At least in my opinion.

Some might prefer the Spears-Federline-Jackson family. Some might like the Pitt-Jolie's. But I like the Witherspoon-Phillipe's.

Who is your favorite celebrity family?

K-Fed, Deep in thought.

Nah, I'm sure his scalp is just itchy.

Scarlett & Josh Filming The Black Dahlia

Christina Aguilera called, she wants her bright red lipstick back.

Paris Getting Massaged...

All this catfighting with Mischa Barton is tiring... Paris like so needed this massage!

Denise Richards & John Stamos?

I guess Denise invited John Stamos to her 35th birthday party and they've been spending a lot of time together.

John & Denise dated when she was a teenager and they've been friends ever since... after both going through break-ups, it seems maybe they're going to get together...

Super cute, I hope they are both happy. John actually seems like a decent dude - WAY better than cheating hooker lover Charlie Sheen!

Are J-Lo & Marc Adopting?

According to Star Magazine they might be.

J-Lo and Marc have been seen shopping for baby clothes a LOT lately, but so far no sign that J-Lo herself is pregnant... she's still got her figure...

So Star's thinking they might be planning to adopt. Read the article if you care to know more.

Lisa Marie's Wedding...

The only things lacking beauty in that picture are the faces of the women.

Seriously, who wants to look like a tough biker bitch on their wedding day?

Jake & A friend...

He's so cute.

I can't believe he is seeing Mischa Barton. She is so ew... but what a step up for her, considering she was dating that Cisco Adler guy who is just disgustingly ugly beyond belief... and Kimberly Stewart's sloppy seconds to boot.

Wake Me Up When The Blonde Hair Ends

Yeah not digging him as a bleach blonde. The black is much better.