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Wednesday, January 26

USHER'S BIG BASH.

Usher just threw a HUGE party in London the other night. He had 17 people in his entourage... and 10 super hot models on his arm... Well, arms. I suppose he'd have to be an octupus with 2 extra extremities to have that many models... but hey, he's Usher. He managed.

He was really sweet to everyone at the party... first at some trendy London clubs, then back to his $3k night suite... and they all just partied all night.

Just another night in the Fabulous Life Of Usher.

    WHAT THE FUCK.

    Sorry for the blatent use of profanity... but when you click this link you will see why I couldn't hold back.

    Click here and you'll say "WHAT THE FUCK?" too.

    Thanks to Amanda, as usual, for the great stuff she sends me!!!

      BERRY BIG BULGING BOOBS.

      Pic from E!



      SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE. Look at her boob falling out!!!!!

      I think I can see a tiny bit of areola... come on Halle!!!

      It figures, all these style shows always go on and on and on about how great Halle dresses - and they're right - until now. UGH!!!

        PARIS HILTON HAS A HEART?

        LOL... It would appear that way. Her love letters to Nick Carter have been leaked to the press...

        I don't really get how anyone could have these love letters besides one of them, but that's the story according to yesterday's Page Six.

        She writes things about how he means the world to her, etc.

        NOW - remember yesterday I told you Paris has a test for her friends... she tells them stuff to see if it ends up getting out... I wonder if this is a test. I wonder if she wrote those letters and like planted them to see if a "friend" would take them... That would make sense right?

        We'll see.

        If you have any desire to read these lame letters, click here

          I am up at 6am!!

          This SUCKS. I slept on the couch last night. Won't get into why... but the alarm in the bedroom went off at like 5am and I couldn't go back to sleep so here I am...

          Gonna try to go back to bed in a minute but just wanted to write quick.

          Kyla and I had a good shopping trip today. Well, I didn't really get much... just a few things we needed like spaghetti sauce, baby food, and a little bath seat for her...

          But I don't know how this bath seat is going to work. She's SO SQUIRMY in the tub I have to do something to hold her down. She is too big for the baby tub, and too big for the sinks, so I have to put her in the tub... but she wants to move around so much and once she is all soaped up, she tries to stand up and refuses to sit back down. I end up holding her in my lap and rinsing her off... and water gets EVERYWHERE!

          So I got one of those little tub seats that hangs over the side of the tub... but on the box it said not for babies who can stand up, or 10 months or over, so that's where she's at. I hope it works and she sits still, but I have a feeling she won't. If not, I'm taking it back and getting one of those little blow up tubs that you put in the real tub.

          The other thing that bugs me about taking a bath is the bath toys... she likes to eat them. I put them in the water and I'm cleaning her so there is soap and stuff all in the water and she puts the toys in her mouth. And I saw this thing once on some TV news freak you out health watch about baby bath toys and how much mold and stuff grows in them, so now it freaks me out. I clean her toys and rinse them out but still, all that water gets in them and water attracts germs and mildew and mold... EEW!!!! It grosses me out just thinking about it.

          OK so speaking of baby food. I think I have issues. Members of my family can attest to the fact that I ate baby food until I was about 12 years old. Then they started putting peas in the kind that I liked and I wouldn't eat it any more. Well, now, I have started liking baby food again!!! Just one kind. It's Gerber Stage 3 Chicken noodle dinner... and it's YUM. Kyla wouldn't eat it last night... I don't know what her deal was but she gobbled up the green beans and her zwieback toast but wouldn't eat the chicken noodle stuff... so I had a bite of it to see if it was like totally gross or something... and NO. It tastes like the stuff I used to like!!! So I scooped it into my own bowl, heated it up some more, added a dash of salt, and ATE THE WHOLE THING!! YUM YUM YUM. I know, I'm weird... but I like it!!

          I think I need to go back to the eye doctor. My eyes have been hurting since yesterday. They were fine the first few days I had my contacts in. I didn't wear them on Saturday since I didn't go anywhere... but yesterday I think I might have put one in backwards or something but I flipped them around and couldn't tell the difference. And I wore them again yesterday since I was driving and even though I can see much better, my eyes hurt. Maybe they are just dry? I don't know. I had the hardest time putting them in so maybe my eyes got irritated... If it isn't one thing its another!!

          OK I am going to try to get a little bit more sleep before Kyla wakes up.

          D

            CAMERON'S CAST?

            Cameron Diaz was spotted wearing a cast on her arm recently when she was out with Justin. No word on what happened to her.

            Can I just say that I love getting dirt from The Sun but now they don't print full stories bc they want you to buy the magazine??? HOW RUDE!!

              WHO IS ANGELINA REALLY SEEING?

              Angelina Jolie told The Sun that all the rumors about her and Brad Pitt have taken the attention away from who she is REALLY seeing... but I don't know who it is. She wouldn't say.

                DOES TARA REID HATE LINDSAY LOHAN?

                I guess Tara was on TRL... and they asked her to throw snowballs at things she didn't like... so she threw two at a picture of Lindsay Lohan.

                I wonder if they are fighting over who is Paris's BFF??

                  MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN.

                  Askmen.com put together their list of the Most Desirable Women of 2005. I don't even know who half these chicks are... but at least Paris Hilton isn't on it... at least not in the top 50... I didn't look at the whole list. Lindsay Lohan is in there though. Who desires her?

                  Click here to see the list!

                    JENNIFER GARNER KNOWS "ELEKTRA" SUCKS.

                    She made it anyway. It was in the contract. When she signed up for Daredevil she also signed up to do the sequel. She knew it would blow, but she still had to do it.

                    Oh well, at least she has Ben Affleck.



                      SNOOP'S DEMANDS.

                      He's not as demanding as Star Jones (see below) but he's got a nice big fat rider when he goes places... I always find celebrity riders funny. A rider is the list of things a celebrity requires in order to do a show or make an appearance... basically a list of their favorite things that they will get for free in exchange for doing whatever it is they are doing for you. It's always extravagant and ridiculous.

                      Snoop requires high grade marijauna. AND HE GETS IT.

                      In addition he gets... a Sony PlayStation, cases of Hennessy cognac and Moet champagne, a case of Corona beer, donuts, cashews, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and Starburst and Skittles candies.

                      And from the Page Six article...

                      "There were large amounts of pot flown in for Snoop and his friends because they didn't trust the quality of bud in Utah," says our source. But the wacky weed didn't seem to mellow out Snoop's security team. On Sunday night, his bodyguards brawled with the production crew at the Premiere lounge. "One of the goons picked up a tiny, bald production guy, slammed him on the ground, then picked him up over his head, walked him through the lounge and tossed him on the street," reports a witness. Meanwhile, Ludacris was nearly a no-show at his concert at Harry O's Sunday night when he and his 20-person entourage were snowbound in New York. But quick-thinking organizers called Executive Air Jets and finagled a deal. "Someone from Dan Klores p.r. arranged for the guys at Executive Air to have floor seats for the Nets and $8,000 cash if they would fly Ludacris out. They did."

                      UNREAL.

                        STAR JONES INSANITY.

                        She is my new favorite person to despise. I think I said that already... but she is just so full of herself (and ho-ho's) I can't stand it!!!

                        She is a big ol' bully bitch... and I don't even see where she has any talent. What does she do besides just run her mouth and act like she's God's gift to entertainment... ugh.

                        Now she apparently called in "sick" to The View because ABC deleted all the plugs for her wedding suppliers from "Bridezilla" that airs tomorrow night. She did an interview and mentioned the designers, florist, and hair and makeup people, in exchange for their services. ABC executives saw the tape and ordered all kinds of edits... basically it was obvious Star was trying to get stuff free for herself and figured she's just slip the plugs in whenever she could. What a scammer!!

                        Star is obviously PISSED... and what an ass. Like, don't you just love how rich people like Star Jones get EVERYTHING FOR FREE??? And it happens all the time... but usually it's all set up through the network or whatever... but Star didn't even ask permission, she just scammed plugs for all these companies into Bridezilla by mentioning them while taping the show...

                        She even said stuff like "Nobody, not even from ABC, tells me what to do with my life."

                        Click here to read the whole Page Six Article

                        You should read the whole thing becasue it's pretty crazy just how high on herself she is.

                        So I don't know what's going to happen. I hope Star just never comes back to The View and they fire her ass.

                        Anyway, we need to come up with a nickname for Star Jones.

                          J-LO FEELS FAT

                          From the Superficial... J-Lo feels fat. She says she is happy with her body but when she meets other actresses she feels fat because she's a 6 and they're all a size 0. So much for J-Lo being the poster child (along with Beyonce of course) of being happy at a healthy weight... She says on a GOOD day she's a 6, on a bad day she's an 8.

                          Wait til she gets pregnant. Not that I should talk because I am a LARD ASS RIGHT NOW... but she's the type that will BLOW UP 100 LBS while pregnant and it's going to be FUNNY!

                            LINDSAY GOES NUTS...

                            Lindsay Lohan apparently flipped out while filming the movie "Just My Luck". The movie takes place in an office where her character works, and the wall was covered with magazine pictures... Well Lindsay FLIPPED OUT when she saw a picture of HILARY DUFF hanging on the set wall!! Mid-scene she stormed over to the wall, tore it down, and told her people to get rid of it.

                            Now, I bet ANYTHING the set designers did it on purpose LMAO.

                              DEBBIE GIBSON NAKED.



                              I don't know if she's trying to bring back her Electric Youth or what the deal is but Debbie Gibson is going to be nekkid in Playboy. Tiffany did it. Belinda Carlisle did it. Now it's Debbie's turn to show everyone... I was cool in the 80's and I'm still hot even in my mid 30's...

                              Get out the airbrushes!

                                DREW BARRYMORE GETTING MARRIED?

                                Everyone's talking about marriage!!

                                Drew Barrymore might be thinking about tying the knot with her boyfriend Febreeze... or whatever the hell his name is. Fabrizio. She was seen shopping for wedding dresses.

                                  ANGELINA JOLIE TO HOST SEX SPECIAL.

                                  Well, it's actually a sad thing... she's going to be hosting a show on Sex Trafficking in Europe. It will run on MTV Europe.

                                    CHRISTINA GETTING ENGAGED?

                                    Jordan Bratman is looking at rings... and Christina has said he's the only man who has made her look at marriage in a whole new light... meaning, in a good way. So hopefully they'll be engaged soon. And hopefully when Christina gets married she doesn't stop showering like some people we know.

                                      BRAD PITT to play JESSE JAMES.

                                      Yup. In the first movie he'll star in for his own company "Plan B"... and he and Jennifer Aniston are going to remain business partners. The movie is called The Assasination of Jesse James. Woo hoo.

                                        KEVIN COSTNER IS DELUSIONAL.

                                        He has lost his mind.

                                        Some Special Edition of The Bodyguard DVD is being released this week... and Kevin said now is the time to make a The Bodyguard SEQUEL!!!

                                        WHAT? That movie is 13 years old... and WHITNEY HOUSTON IS NOW AN INSANE CRACKWHORE. CRACK IS WACK... AND SO IS WHITNEY.

                                        The really sad thing is Whitney was somewhat normal then. Like didn't you love Whitney Houston... I Wanna Dance With Somebody... The Greatest Love Of All... And I-eee-iii-eeee-iiiiiii Will Always Love You... Seriously. It's sad.

                                        But Kevin Costner thinks The Bodyguard 2 would work. Good luck, dude.

                                          Tuesday, January 25

                                          GOO-popup-D MORN-popup-ING!

                                          DAMN POP UPS!!! TK took the laptop to work so I am on this PIECE OF SHIZZLE SPY WARE INFESTED PC trying to update real quick while Kyla is content. Who invented the pop up window?

                                          I am all about advertising on the internet. In fact, when I get my site looking the way I want it to look I am going to try to get some advertisers and at least make a few extra pennies for my hard work LOL... but pop ups - never.

                                          That's like having commercials pop up mid-scene on TV... or having ads in the middle of a movie... Like, pop ups need to go away.

                                          And don't you think it should be ILLEGAL to plant adware and spyware into people's computers? Like the internet is just SUCH A FREE FOR ALL, it's ridiculous. When I get adware on my computer I feel violated... like someone came into my house and turned on 24 hour commercials and tied me down to the floor and makes me watch it.

                                          OK, ANYWAY...

                                          I went to bed early last night and slept!! Well, slept about as well as I can sleep these days... Went to sleep at around 2:30 and woke up at 8:30... a full 6 hours. Awesome. Not that I feel all that rested, but it's more than I've been getting lately.

                                          So TK is keeping up with his blog if you haven't seen it... nothing juicy, but its nice to give him hits LOL...

                                          Click here for TK's blog!

                                          Right now anyone can comment but I give it 3 days before people (the person) under severe emotional duress start spewing hate... Weirdos.

                                          I am going out today. Yesterday I did nothing but organize Kyla's dressers and closets... TK has meetings this morning but he's coming to get me after lunch so I can go to the post office and mail some packages, and go to the mall just for something to do.

                                          Tomorrow one of the girls in the mommy group is having a Pampered Chef party so we're going to that... I've never been to one so it should be fun!! I always avoid those things because I feel obligated to buy something but we'll see. Don't they usually give you the info to take home... or do you feel sales pressure right there in front of everyone and you look like a cheapass if you don't buy anything?

                                          Thursday is mommy's night out... we're going to dinner. I'd like to go out to a bar and drink LOL but 3 of the mommies are prego!! YES, THREE. Sometimes I think I want another baby bc I miss Ky being little tiny... but then I realize I'd get even less sleep than I'm getting now LOL... plus I think I need to be married before I have any more babies :)

                                          OK, I am sure TY will keep you up to date on the DIRT. I need to get Ky some breakfast and get ready to go out... He won't be here until around 1pm but you know how long it takes to get a baby ready.

                                          OH, and for those of you who read my rant over the weekend... We're finding out more about why things are the way they are... VERY INTERESTING.

                                          ;)

                                          D

                                            Monday, January 24

                                            Kyla says "DADA"!!!

                                            YES!!!! My baby said her first word!!!!

                                            She's been making all kinds of different sounds lately... and she's said mummummm for a while now but never on cue and only when she's fussing...

                                            But the last few days she's been doing the "daddaadoe" sounds... and then last night she said "dada" a few times... Then a little while ago I was feeding her and I started saying "dada dada dada" and she smiled, looked at me, and goes "dada!" Like she knew!!

                                            So now, she's just saying dada da da da doe doe dit dit da da... like crazy! We were walking around the house earlier and went into the doll room and she points at them and says "dada" its SO FUNNY. I think since we praise her for saying "dada" she thinks everything is dada!!

                                            OH, and how bratty is THIS. When I was giving her dinner I was having spaghetti... so I kept a few plain pieces out and put them on her tray when she was done eating her other food... just to see how she'd react. She played with them for a minute, then got fussy... so I gave her some Cheerios... she ate them all up and left the spaghetti... then she picked a piece of spaghetti up and purposely dropped it off the side of the tray, then did the same thing with another piece... so then I put more on the tray and she did it again!!! She always drops stuff here and there but this was completely intentional!!

                                            So cute!!!

                                            I can't believe she will be 10 months old in a week! I am going through all her old clothes and selling a bunch on eBay... we just don't have room for all of them!!! Her dressers and closet are overflowing!! I keep some of my favorites, but the little sweatsuits, jeans, sundresses, etc... I am reselling them. Might as well make a little money back off of them. I have a hard time parting with the cute sundresses but I keep my favorites and sell the rest...

                                            Speaking of clothes, I have been meaning to mention this but I haven't... The Children's Place sleepers SUCK. She has 3 of them that I bought right before Christmas... and granted she wears them a lot, but they are all torn!! She has some Old Navy and Gap ones that she wears just as often, and they are fine... but TCP ones are all ripping! They get beat up pretty bad because she spills food on them, spits out her vitamins or medicine on them, crawls so the knees get worn, so I don't want to keep buying them like crazy... but I just wish TCP made them better!!

                                            OK anyway, not much else is up. Will get some more dirt done later on. I am trying to do more around the house every day, and Kyla is all over the place lately!

                                            D

                                              UM.



                                              That's funny, I thought she swallowed.

                                                OZZY IS NOT DEAD.

                                                I don't know, there's some crazy rumor going around that Ozzy died. He didn't. He is very much alive... well, as alive as he's been in recent history.

                                                  GWYNETH BACK TO WORK.

                                                  I knew she wouldn't be able to stay away from the camera for long LOL... and I'm sure she's fed up with changing sh*tty diapers... so Gwyneth who swore she was going to take all this time away from work, and even threatened not to do movies again, is heading to LA to start shooting her next movie in March.

                                                  Poor Apple.

                                                    REASON #1 I AM HAPPY I WAS NOT AT DONALD TRUMP'S WEDDING.



                                                      REASON #2 I AM HAPPY I WAS NOT AT DONALD TRUMP'S WEDDING.



                                                        BRAD PITT & J-LO????

                                                        No, of course not.

                                                        But, they both want kids DESPERATELY!!!! Someone just emailed me and pointed it out... they should just get together for the purpose of procreation.

                                                        Better yet, no they shouldn't, becuase then I would have to hate Brad Pitt just as much as I hated Ben Affleck when he was with J-Lo.

                                                        And the kids wouldn't be that cute.

                                                          THE PARIS FRIEND TEST.

                                                          Like I hope I would pass... but I probably wouldn't.

                                                          Paris Hilton admits she tests her friends to see whether or not they are loyal. I mean, when you are so totally awesome like Paris Hilton you have to watch out who you let into your little circle... so she came up with the brilliant idea to test her friends.

                                                          She makes things up and tells her friend... like, "I was in Paris this weekend and blah happened..."

                                                          And then if it shows up in the tabloids, she knows that friend told... and then she says "I freeze them out. I never talk to them again."

                                                          So, if you are hot enough to be spending time with Paris, don't betray her or she'll never talk to you again.

                                                          Lame as this is, you have to give her credit for being smart enough to figure out how to trick her "friends".

                                                            Ashley's Fur Purse.



                                                            Is it me, or does it look like she killed a domesticated pet and turned it into a purse?????

                                                              The Hilton Sisters.



                                                              At Sundance. They are so awesome. I think I am just going to start worshipping them like the hot goddesses they are. I mean, just look at them! Can anyone be more cool?


                                                                JAMIE LYNN ON TRL.



                                                                Three things.

                                                                1. Britney did her hair.
                                                                2. Britney dressed her.
                                                                3. Eyebrow wax!!

                                                                Not that I should talk, my brows need a good waxing but I least I pluck the obvious!!!

                                                                  J-LO STEALS FROM USHER!

                                                                  No, she didn't swipe his sunglasses or anything... she stole HIS SONG.

                                                                  J-Lo has a habit of doing this I guess.

                                                                  Usher claims that her new single "Get Right" was originally HIS song called "Ride"... he recorded it for his last album but couldn't "perfect it" so he tossed it... Next thing he knows J-Lo had changed a few things and released it as a single.

                                                                  No word on whether or not he is actually going to sue her, but Usher does want some of the royalties.... I would like to see a legal battle ensue, but I'm sure they'll settle somehow.

                                                                    JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL UGLY.



                                                                    Carmen Elektra & Jennie McCarthy posing inside a VW they are promoting at Sundance.

                                                                      BRITNEY & JUSTIN BACK TOGETHER!?!?!

                                                                      Uh, no. Not a chance. But Justin's grandmother would like to see it!!!

                                                                      Apparently Sadie is opening her granny mouth again and saying she would much rather see her grandson with Britney.

                                                                      All I can say is Granny needs to open up Star Magazine and see what Britney LOOKS LIKE THESE DAYS... She is NOT the Britney Justin dated AT ALL...

                                                                      It's sad really.

                                                                        SHOCKER!!!!! J.Lo's Marriage IN TROUBLE!!!



                                                                        LIKE NO FREAKING WAY!!!

                                                                        I thought J-Lo and Mark Anthony were a MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN... THIRD TIME'S A CHARM... What happened???

                                                                        OK here's the deal.

                                                                        J-Lo wants babies. Mark does not want babies. Mark already has kids. J-Lo wants one. Mark doesn't.

                                                                        HELLO.

                                                                        Isn't this something people should discuss BEFORE getting married???

                                                                        Oh wait, she married Mark so fast after breaking up with Ben there was NO TIME FOR THIS CONVERSATION - she was too busy planning the secret wedding!!

                                                                        Oh, and because of this marital dispute that they need to "work out", J-Lo has cancelled her appearance at the Brit Awards on February 9. That's more than 2 weeks away!!!!

                                                                        So basically she plans on this being a LONG FIGHT LOL...

                                                                        I smell divorce number 1 - 2 - 3!!

                                                                          EAT THIS J-LO!



                                                                          This HAS TO kill J-Lo. Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck looking super happy in love after grocery shopping. I mean, would J-Lo EVER just chill out like that? No. Jennifer is SO much more down to earth... and while she had some serious bad hair issues on late night TV last week, she's so much better for him than J-Lo ever was. She's just a normal chick as much as any celebrity can be normal... and he's the same way.

                                                                          Do you like them together?

                                                                          I find Ben attractive again now that he's not with J-Lo.

                                                                            The FIRST SLUTTY DAUGHTER.



                                                                            Gettin' down at the inaugural ball. Hey, if GWB was my dad I'd be drinking myself into oblivion too. Where is the secret servies when this guy is all up in her grill?!?!?!

                                                                            Skanky skanky skanky... next thing you know she'll be hanging out with Paris Hilton.

                                                                            Oh, and did you see the SNL skit with the Bush twins. It was pretty funny.

                                                                              THE WEEKEND :)

                                                                              First - Here's some pics of Kyla!







                                                                              Yesterday I moped around LOL...

                                                                              Today I went all over the place in search of CPK's! The CPK tampering bandit has struck again at another WalMart!! I was SO mad... I did find some cute CPK's but I am going to have to resort to eBay or to other collectors in other cities to help me find the kids I want. I hate doing that because it costs more, but I'm really limiting myself to the dolls I REALLY want this time instead of just picking them up constantly... so I'm making my collection more "refined".

                                                                              Here's the girl TK gave me for Christmas - Emme - in the hippie outfit, and Camielle Merry in the purple. HOW CUTE ARE THEY!!!



                                                                              I had to buy a different kid to get the hippie outfit since it doesn't come on the cornsilks... but UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I won't just redress her in a crappy outfit and return her to the store!! I actually don't usually buy kids unless I like the whole package, but I've been DYING for that outfit so I found a cute enough kid in it LOL.

                                                                              Kyla was an ANGEL all day. We got lost a few times in our travels but that's how I figure out where I'm going... by getting lost. I didn't print directions, and I didn't have my cell phone, so we were on our own while TK was out in the freezing cold at an apparenance.

                                                                              Then we went and met him at the radio station and I voicetracked for tomorrow. Yup, I'm on in Columbia tomorrow. It was fun... Like I said the other day I miss being on the radio.


                                                                              Anyway, I am a complete insomniac now!!! I need to get some sleep.

                                                                              :)

                                                                              Dana

                                                                                Sunday, January 23

                                                                                Oooh baby it's cold outside!

                                                                                So here's the deal with the DIRT first of all... I'm taking weekends off LMAO. There's not much to report on weekends so I'm not going to do it on weekends.

                                                                                Anyway, I know I shouldn't complain since the northeast is getting slammed with a blizzard right now... but it's FREEZING out here!!! Figures the day I can actually leave the house to do some CPK hunting (I mostly look, I don't buy very many anymore at all) it's so cold. I don't even think I have a warm enough jacket. Kyla is all set though... she's got some nice warm bundle up things...

                                                                                That's about it. I got nothing today. I'm tired as usual. I need to get my hair cut and my eyebrows waxed.

                                                                                I actually got my contacts in without too much trouble today... but the problem is I can't tell if they are inside out or not LOL... so they feel fine, I can see, so I guess they're in right. Would I know if I put it in backwards?

                                                                                Dana

                                                                                  Thursday, January 20

                                                                                  Good morning...

                                                                                  I don't feel good today. I think it's lack of sleep... and I am nauceous, maybe because I haven't been pigging out as much and now my body is like where's my 10000 calories a day! I'm not psycho crash dieting or anything, just not having eggs, toast, Cheerios, ice cream, and OJ and hot chocolate for breakfast LOL... So I'm chilling out.

                                                                                  Ty will have plenty of dirt for you, I'm sure... or if you find any feel free to comment with it!

                                                                                  :)

                                                                                  D

                                                                                    MORE KYLA PICS.

                                                                                    While I'm up I might as well do this too....







                                                                                    GOOD NIGHT.

                                                                                    D

                                                                                      OK HERE THEY ARE!

                                                                                      So if you're wondering why there haven't been a gazillion dirt updates tonight... I was busy. Since we moved in I have been dying to organize my CPKs and clean up the 3rd bedroom... well over the weekend I cleared some stuff out... and tonight I displayed all my dolls. There are some that are not in this picture, but you get the idea LOL. I can name every single one of them too, but I won't. I need to display them better so there's not this big gap on one side of the table, etc. but at least they are all neat and hanging out together.

                                                                                      Don't laugh.


                                                                                      ****

                                                                                      So Kyla went right to bed tonight. I just put her down and she fell asleep. That never happens! She woke up about 2 hours later but I rocked her for a few and put her back down and she's sound asleep.

                                                                                      I gotta get to bed... it's really freaking late!! I just got so into setting things up while I could... TK was like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" but he just doesn't understand. It's something for me to do in my "mommy" time that doesn't involve watching TV, staring at a computer, or CLEANING.

                                                                                      I'll have some dirt for you tomorrow... and possibly some really good news for anyone who can listen to the internet at work soon... like in a few weeks!!

                                                                                      :)

                                                                                      Dana

                                                                                        Wednesday, January 19

                                                                                        LIZZIE GRUBMAN REALITY TV SHOW.

                                                                                        UGH, as IF we need more dumb, overexposed, talentless blondes on TV... LIZZIE GRUBMAN has a reality show coming to MTV. It's called "POWER GIRLS" and it follows Lizzie and her many assistants as they plan parties and schmooze with celebrities. All this, and as I reported the other day she's also hooking up with John Mayer.

                                                                                        What do you think of LIZZIE???

                                                                                          MY LITTLE SWEETHEART!

                                                                                          So this is the outfit I got for Kyla last night at Old Navy... and I'll be honest... I don't think it matches too well... like it would look much cuter with little red pants, or with ankle socks and red shoes, or something... I still think she's adorable though.

                                                                                          Lots of action shots... she wouldn't sit still so I figured I'd just capture her in motion LOL...





                                                                                          There are more but this blogger is acting up... more later :)

                                                                                          D

                                                                                            BEN HUGGING THE METER MAID...

                                                                                            So I told you the other day Ben got out of his ticket by hugging the meter maid... sounded a little weird but now, thanks to Amanda, I have the pics to prove it!!

                                                                                            Ben walking back to his car........



                                                                                            Ben hugging meter maid......



                                                                                            Ben opening his car door... ticket free!



                                                                                            Thank you Amanda... keep the pics coming!!

                                                                                              BRITNEY AT BABYSTYLE!!!

                                                                                              TY SENT ME THESE....





                                                                                              BONUS on that one... her nipple!!!!

                                                                                                JEN TRIED TO SAVE THE MARRIAGE

                                                                                                Jen apparentlt tried to save the troubled marriage by giving Brad a pregnancy test kit for his birthday! She wrapped it up with a card that said "READY FOR ACTION"... but obviously, it didn't work.

                                                                                                  BRITNEY PREGNANT!

                                                                                                  Well apparently she was shopping at BabyStyle, a trendy baby store in LA, and told one of the salespeople she is 9 weeks pregnant. I doubt it, but that's the story.

                                                                                                    PAM, TOMMY, and THE KIDS.



                                                                                                    Thanks to Amanda for sending me these great pics!

                                                                                                    And she said it perfect... Here's Britney & Kevin in 10 years... IF THE LAST, which we all highly doubt... but just look how great it will be if they do last.

                                                                                                    And what's up with Pamela Anderson not even wearing shoes?

                                                                                                      PARIS'S PERFUME AD.



                                                                                                      Here's Paris's perfume ad in case you give a rat's ass.

                                                                                                        BRAD & ANGELINA... OFF CAMERA!



                                                                                                        Well, at least they thought they were off camera. This was taken while they were filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith... but they were not actually taping for the movie at the time.

                                                                                                        No new story on them... just same ish... Angelina was his shoulder to cry on, he wanted babies, Jen did not, blah blah blah.

                                                                                                        OK, I want to believe he didn't cheat on Jennifer... but it's just becoming more and more clear that he did.

                                                                                                        :(

                                                                                                          PARIS'S EMAIL HACKED!

                                                                                                          Someone got into Paris Hilton's email... Can she type? Wow, I'm just shocked she knows how to spell. It was her blackberry that was hacked. Oh well. I wish the person had at least FWD the emails around so we'd know what she was saying to who!!!

                                                                                                            MEL GIBSON'S FARM?

                                                                                                            Nope, wait... it's not a farm. Mel Gibson was trying to have a piece of his land in CT classified as a FARM in order to get a tax cut!! What is up with rich people trying to cheat out of taxes???

                                                                                                            Did you hear about Richard Hatch... you know, the Kelly Clarkson of Survivor LOL... he lied on his taxes!!! He basically just blew off the fact that he won A MILLION DOLLARS that year!!! As if the IRS don't watch the show. Bizarre!

                                                                                                              JUDE LAW & SIENA MILLER TO MARRY IN FIJI.

                                                                                                              Yup, that's where they want to get married.. now the question is WHEN? She's waiting... not patiently... and he says it could take years.

                                                                                                                TOBEY MAGUIRE IS FAT.

                                                                                                                Apparently Tobye Maguire was supposed to present at the Golden Globes the other night but he didn't because he's too fat right now. His "handlers" don't want him in public until he loses some weight. I wish I had handlers to stop me from going out in public right now... I'm kinda too fat LOL.

                                                                                                                  STAR JONES & HER LOUIS BAGS.



                                                                                                                  She's the new person I love to hate right now. Seriously, she's just a caricature of her fat self. There she is at LAX with her huge Louis Vuitton bags... wearing a big red dress. Who flies in a dress?

                                                                                                                    DONALD'S BRIDE



                                                                                                                    That's the dress she will be wearing. It's gorgeous!!!

                                                                                                                    If only Cameron Diaz would have something stunning like that made... instead she's going for short white leather EW.

                                                                                                                      TONS OF BRAD & ANGELINA PICS!

                                                                                                                      WHY didn't these come out sooner? It's as if someone was holding on to them so as not to burst Jennifer Aniston's bubble... and now that they're seperating, they're just letting it all out... I don't know where all these pics came from or when they were taken but I have tons!! Amanda found them and sent them to me.

                                                                                                                      The thing is, I am exhausted right now, Kyla is crying, and I need to figure out how to take my new contacts out LOL...

                                                                                                                      So I'll post them tomorrow (well later today considering it is 1am).

                                                                                                                      Have a great morning!

                                                                                                                      D

                                                                                                                        JESSICA?!?!

                                                                                                                        Jessicawithdarkhair.bmp

                                                                                                                        Another one from Amanda! Which is good... because I am really tired tonight so it's nice to have all the dirt right there in my email box!!

                                                                                                                        I've never seen her with dark hair... when did she have dark hair??

                                                                                                                          Tuesday, January 18

                                                                                                                          I CAN SEE!!!!

                                                                                                                          LOL... WOW. I can see. I think my eyes are so used to straining like crazy that they're freaking out adjusting to being able to see without straining!!

                                                                                                                          I had my eyes checked... I'm just nearsighted... no astigmatism or anything like that... so I was going to get glasses but they talked me into contacts and I am SO HAPPY they did!!! I was afraid of the whole contact thing because they are a pain in the ass... and I don't like the idea of putting something IN MY EYE every day... but I'm so happy now. It took me a few tries to get them in, but once I did it I was like WOW. It was SO WEIRD walking through the mall and being able to see more than 2 feet in front of me... and driving... well, I always drive with my broken glasses, but now it's weird driving without glasses on and being able to see. I'm pretty excited. I should have done this YEARS ago!!!!

                                                                                                                          So then we had GYMBUCKS!!! We bought Kyla and her cousin Jackie some stuff at Gymboree for Christmas... so we had $100 in Gymbucks to spend today... If you have Gymbucks, get back to the store by Sunday when they expire!! And let me tell you, Gymboree has the CUTEST stuff right now. I have had my eye on the froggy outfits for a while... They weren't on sale yet but I couldn't resist. I spent all $200 (really $100 because we had the Gymbucks) on light blue/green/navy/white frog stuff. SUPER CUTE. Here are a few things...




                                                                                                                          Then there's little jeans with green bows, and a sweater, and frog shirt, and a little tennis dress... CUTEST STUFF.

                                                                                                                          THEN, I went to Old Navy and got her a little HEART outfit for Valentine's Day. I am having a hard time finding little hair wraps for her though... I want a cute one with hearts on it. I think I might go to Michael's and get some little heart things and stick them on a white hair wrap... The only store I like that sells hair wraps is The Children's Place and... I forgot to go in there today LOL. I was so into Gymboree bc I had all those Gymbucks I didn't end up going to TCP.

                                                                                                                          I went to Victoria's Secret bc my sister gave me a gift card... but they had so much stuff on sale - the "Semi-Annual" sale that seems to happen once a month LOL - and there were too many people in there to really look... but I did find a pair of slippers that match the PJ pants I got for Christmas perfectly - they are red with white stars - and they were only $5 so I picked them up.

                                                                                                                          Went to Express but didn't see much... plus, I need to shop on my own for clothes because I am always so rushed I end up not getting anything... or I pick things up that don't fit right. I am sick of my clothes... and I am sick of being heavier than I used to be... but oh well. :)

                                                                                                                          Then we went to Target and I exchanged the CPK TK had brought me. I really wanted a different type... I won't get into all the types of CPK that are out right now... the girl I got is REALLY cute, but I don't like her outfit that much. There are a few outfits out I reallllly want but she was the cutest one there. It did take me a while to pick one out though because there were some others in outfits I like. I'm going to see if any of my cabbie friends want to trade :)

                                                                                                                          Watching American Idol right now... UM, it's pretty good actually. It's keeping me amused. It's funny they can make a 2 hour show out of people making asses out of themselves... and just when you're like "ok enough shitty people" and your ears are ringing from how horrible they are, they toss in someone who actually has potential. I was rocking Kyla a little bit ago and heard someone shreiking on here and I was like OMG TURN IT DOWN!!

                                                                                                                          What is UP with this crazy chick who sold her wedding ring to get the money to stay there... and that big chick in the black who really thought she could sing... WOW. Who is this chick in the red shirt... talking about "if I make it to Hollywood I'm going to change my name to blah bc it has more star quality..." Then she sings I feel the earth move... I think she is partially deaf. Either that or she's been planted by someone like MJ LMAO.

                                                                                                                          Now, at least we DO have Mark McGrath to look at. He actually kinda looks like this dude I used to hang out with... actually this dude I had a crush on from the time I was 14 til I was 17 when he finally took me to the movies... and that's all I'm going to tell you about that piece of Dana history.

                                                                                                                          So anyway, that brings me to this... recently I have been thinking a LOT about my past... like, not really in a good way or a bad way, just kind of remembering a lot of things. Maybe it's because I'm finally realized I'm an ADULT... a mom... settling down... partying, being selfish, looking good, etc... all behind me. I've thought about old friends I've lost touch with, or fun times with friends I still talk to, old boyfriends, college, high school, just all kinds of things.

                                                                                                                          WOW - for my friends in Boston get this... I'm watching the weather... It's cold here, and I know it's cold in FL too... down to 16 tonight and it was 37 out all day... and the weather man is warning people to let the water drip tonight so the pipes don't freeze... and make sure you warm up your car or the whatever hose can snap... WHAT? It's just odd to me that people are freaking out over the cold here... there's a sign at my apartment complex that says "freeze warning" or some sh*t. Funny.

                                                                                                                          Anyway, this house is a MESS. BIG MESS. TK made dinner... which is nice... but he doesn't clean up. In fact, he doesn't clean a damn thing and it's really aggravating... but whatever, that's life with a domestic partner LOL.

                                                                                                                          Oh, and I know some of you were looking for Ty's page. He's not sick anymore - and today is his birthday!!! Well, what is left of it LOL... I totally forgot that the link to his page was on my site that you don't get anymore... I hope you like the new "logo" and Ty is tythegayguy.blogspot.com... Thanks to Wendy www.radioactivewendy.com for making the graphic and putting it up!!!

                                                                                                                          Now I gotta get you some dirt!

                                                                                                                          :)

                                                                                                                          D

                                                                                                                            J.LO and the LOO.

                                                                                                                            J.Lo says she hates going to the ladies room in clubs because fans follow her... She says they stand outside the stall, listen to her pee, and then ask her to sign the toilet paper roll!!!

                                                                                                                            Now, I wonder if anyone goes into the stall right after J.Lo and like, touch the toilet, just to have some of J.Lo's ass on their hand... EW.

                                                                                                                            The whole thing is gross, sorry.

                                                                                                                              CHEERIO FACE.

                                                                                                                              Kyla LOOOOOOOOVES Cheerios! And bananas!

                                                                                                                              So I have probably delayed her eating development by being too scared to give her people food... the whole chewing with no teeth thing weirds me out... but anyway, I've been trying.

                                                                                                                              She is now at the point where she likes to feed herself with her fingers. She won't take much off a spoon, and if I give her the spoon to do it herself, she tries to take the mush off the spoon with her fingers LOL... Oh, and she nods "NO" at me and closes her mouth too! SUPER BRATTY!

                                                                                                                              So yesterday I tried giving her some mashed up banana on the spoon. No go on that.

                                                                                                                              So today I cut the banana up into pieces... and put it in front of her... and she ate it! It was hard because the banana is slippery and she ended up going nuts trying to pick up the pieces, but she was content so I just let her go for it. And she loves Cheerios too.

                                                                                                                              Well yesterday I was too tired so I didn't go get glasses... so we're going today. TK is coming at lunch time to pick me up and then I'm off to Lens Crafters. It has been 5 years since I had my eyes checked and got new glasses. Yes, I am more than overdue! I think having bad eyes and rarely wearing glasses (except when I drive!) is giving me headaches. I'm not sure what kind I want though... I am not a big fan of glasses but contacts will be a huge pain in the arse for me.

                                                                                                                              I gotta get Kyla in the tub now that she is covered in sticky banana residue LOL... she is so bratty in the tub lately. It makes me nervous.. she squirms around and tries to get into a crawling position! I really want to get one of those blow up tubs that you put in the real tub. She always decides she wants to stand up right after I get her all soapy... then I have to get her to sit down.. or I end up plopping her on my lap and rinsing her with a drippy wet cloth... and then I get drenched!!

                                                                                                                              Anyway, that's all that's going on here... I updated the dirt and haven't found much else since I went to bed last night. I might miss a few things here and there but oh well...

                                                                                                                              Oh, and the situation I have been waiting to hear good news on... nothing. It's pretty unreal but I'm pretty sure the truth will come out sooner or later.

                                                                                                                              :)

                                                                                                                              D

                                                                                                                                DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES THREESOME

                                                                                                                                The dude who plays Mike Delfino (James Denton) on Desperate Housewives admits he would love a threesome with Teri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan. Who wouldn't???

                                                                                                                                He says... "They're both really fantastic. I would love both of them - at the same time, absolutely. That would be a perfect world."

                                                                                                                                That would make me feel uncomfortable... knowing he really wants me and we're doing scenes together. I don't watch the show, is he hot?

                                                                                                                                  SIMON COWELL'S PSYCHO GIRLFRIEND



                                                                                                                                  According to the Daily Mirror, Simon Cowell's girlfriend of 2 years, Terri Seymour, has threatened to stop eating and kill herself if he ever breaks up with her. Their relationship is not good, but Simon hasn't been able to walk away because she is psycho. She told him she "wouldn't be around much longer" if he leaves her. She is really jealous of his ex-girlfriends who he stays in contact with... and even a vacation to Barbados hasn't helped strengthen their relationship.

                                                                                                                                  Simon's family wants him to marry her... but he wants out... he's just afraid to be held responsible if she does anything "silly".



                                                                                                                                    DENISE RICHARDS STRIP TEASE?



                                                                                                                                    Is this old? Is this her?

                                                                                                                                    You be the judge. Apparently this is Denise Richards doing a strip tease for the camera...

                                                                                                                                    Go to the page then click the "Play Now" link... it's cool, it works.

                                                                                                                                    Click here for Denise Richards Strip Tease

                                                                                                                                    She's hot.

                                                                                                                                      COLIN FARRELL SUED BY PHONE SEX OPERATOR



                                                                                                                                      Why doesn't this surprise me? A "model"/former phone sex operator - Dessarae Bradford - has filed suit against Colin Farrell for "mental anguish" she sufferred after he bombarded her phone with degrading text messages. They apparently had a brief fling. And, get this... she's writing a book about him... It's called "A DARK TWISTED PUPPY".

                                                                                                                                      Yes, you read correctly, an ex-phone sex worker is suing Colin Farrell while at the same time writing a book about him entitled "A DARK TWISTED PUPPY".

                                                                                                                                        SET YOUR TIVO!

                                                                                                                                        Tara Reid is going to be on The Tonight Show tonight... I just HAVE to see her... I wonder if she will be pimping out JC Penny LOL.

                                                                                                                                          Monday, January 17

                                                                                                                                          FUNNY WEBSITE

                                                                                                                                          OK once in a while I will find something amusing and show you. Stan the Man sent me this link. I miss Stan. He used to send me links to all kinds of crazy stuff all the time... so here's a few from today. The site is old but I have never seen it before.

                                                                                                                                          Click here for "Alternative Disney Movies

                                                                                                                                          I especially love the Toy Story one LMAO!

                                                                                                                                          And this... for you iPod lovers...

                                                                                                                                          Click here for the next version of iPod!

                                                                                                                                          Read that one... it's pretty funny.

                                                                                                                                            BRAD & GEORGE BFF...

                                                                                                                                            Well, I just like to say that... Best Friends Forever... George Clooney has offerred his place to Brad Pitt in case he needs a place to rest and "recover" from all that's going on in his life. George says Brad has taken his place as the world's oldest and most eligible bachelor.

                                                                                                                                              I STOLE BRAD.



                                                                                                                                              Here they are! The new line of tees inspired by the Brad/Jen break up.

                                                                                                                                              Your choice of... "I STOLE BRAD", "THE NEW MRS. PITT", or "BRAD LEFT JEN FOR ME."

                                                                                                                                              Click here to see the BRAD TEE SHIRTS!

                                                                                                                                              They couldn't have found more attractive models either...

                                                                                                                                              ...Just another thing you saw first on danasdirt.com :)

                                                                                                                                                AMBER FREY NAKED.



                                                                                                                                                There's a whole bunch of them - if you haven't heard... but I'm not going to post the link here because the people who posted them make light of Laci's death, etc... and it's really sick. So, I'm just posting that one and letting you know... they're out there.

                                                                                                                                                Can I just say, f'd up as this might sound, I am going to DRILL into Kyla's head when she becomes an adult NEVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER let ANYONE photograph you nude. Just DON'T. Because they come back to haunt you!!!

                                                                                                                                                I know some people think Amber knew, etc... but I don't. I think she was completely innocent. It's a little weird that she's now making money off her book and all the TV appearances... but after all that she's been through, she'll never have a normal life.

                                                                                                                                                  ANGELINA, A SHOULDER TO CRY ON.

                                                                                                                                                  Angelina Jolie is sick and tired of everyone thinking she's to blame for the split. She says she's been Brad's "shoulder to cry on" and that he's been going through emotional turmoil because he wants to have children and it hasn't happened yet. Angelina was careful not to take a shot at Jennifer Aniston, but obviously she's the one who doesn't want the babies. Angelina claims she and Brad are "just great friends."

                                                                                                                                                  SURE.

                                                                                                                                                    ANOTHER BAD PIC OF LINDSAY LOHAN.

                                                                                                                                                    In case you haven't seen it...



                                                                                                                                                    She is just gross!!!

                                                                                                                                                      GOOD MORNING!!

                                                                                                                                                      Well, actually it's not really... I am SO tired. I could not sleep last night!! I don't know why.... I was just laying in bed awake... then around 4am, Kyla woke up SCREAMING... Not her usual fuss, it was a SCREAM... so of course I run in there and nothing's wrong, she's just awake. I tried rocking her back to sleep but she was just fidgety, so I brought her in bed with us and within minutes she was out. Then I just tossed and turned in my little tiny corner of the bed... and finally fell asleep around 6. She was awake at 8. Niiiiice. 2 hours of sleep..... She's chilling out in her Pack & Play right now while I'm laying on the couch... Tonight we are going to bed EARLY.

                                                                                                                                                      I have to go get glasses today and then I'm going to check the stores on the other side of town for CPK's. TK brought me one the other day that is very similar to one I already have so I'm going ot exchange her. She's still SEALED in her box though, I don't scam like some people... UGH that makes me soooooo mad - if you haven't read about it, it's in a previous post from last night.

                                                                                                                                                      Not much else is up.

                                                                                                                                                      Hopefully you have a great day!!

                                                                                                                                                      :)

                                                                                                                                                      Dana

                                                                                                                                                        E!'s GOLDEN GLOBE FASHION POLICE...



                                                                                                                                                        Of course E! has all the pics from the Golden Globes last night...

                                                                                                                                                        I disagree with some of their pics.



                                                                                                                                                        I think Charlize Theron looked really good... not in this picture, but when she was on stage I think her hair looked pretty and she just looked really beautiful. Her dress.... mmmmm... a little unflatterring but whatever. I thought she looked good.

                                                                                                                                                        They say Renee Zellweger looked good... EW, NO. I don't like her dress AT ALL. She always wears bad things to awards shows.

                                                                                                                                                        Natalie Portman wore rags. Her face is SO pretty but she looks like a hippie!

                                                                                                                                                        Halle Berry... UGH. What was SHE thinking??? She always looks FABULOUS... but her dress made her boobs look totally lopsided!!!

                                                                                                                                                        Click here for all the E! pictures.

                                                                                                                                                        Who do you think looked good? Bad?

                                                                                                                                                          NICOLETTE SHERIDAN NUDE IN HUSTLER?

                                                                                                                                                          It could happen, although I highly doubt it. Apparently an old "friend" of Nicolette has naked pictures of her, and he's trying to sell them. Hustler has expressed interest, but no word yet on whether or not a deal was cut. I smell a lawsuit.

                                                                                                                                                            BUMPED BY JULIA ROBERTS...

                                                                                                                                                            Apparently when Julia Roberts went into labor and was rushed to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in LA, she ended up taking the best maternity room from another non-famous woman who had booked that room for months! How rude. The woman is warning others not to book their births there because if a celebrity happens to be in labor at the same time, you're sh*t outta luck. She also said Julia was getting all kinds of special treatment even though other babies needed it too.

                                                                                                                                                              ASHLEE: CRACK IS WACK!



                                                                                                                                                              Ashlee's butt crack. 'Nuff said.

                                                                                                                                                              Enjoy.

                                                                                                                                                                LINDSAY IN HER JAMMIES

                                                                                                                                                                Another thing from popdirt... Lindsay going to the airport in her jammies.

                                                                                                                                                                I do this. I always go to the airport in my jammies. I like to be comfy when I fly!

                                                                                                                                                                Here she is... oh, and eating KFC too YUM!



                                                                                                                                                                More pictures here...

                                                                                                                                                                Click here to see more Lindsay in her jammies!

                                                                                                                                                                Nothing too special, just her in her pajamas and a big ugly trucker hat.

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