Britney Attends Paris School of How To Be a Ho!

Paris puts her arm around her newfound prodigy... Britney believes Paris is a true friend for life now...


Paris attempts to show Britney how to lean off a curb and open a car door for herself while avoiding the paparazzi... this all seems sweet and innocent...


"Now turn to the side and bend over Brit!" says Paris. "Let those cameras see that ass of yours, bitch!"

Britney, as you can see, follows instruction.


"OK, let's not give a full crotch shot yet, that comes next semester in How To Be a Ho school... just show those thunder thighs (did I say that?) and let them think they're going to see your coochie..."


"Good girl, Britney..."

Notice Paris TOTALLY trying to sneak a peak of the goods!!


"OK Britney, let's be nice to firecrotch this week. I haven't taught you how to be a fairweather friend yet... and let's laugh and giggle and stuff so the paparazzi and all those gossip bitches all think we're having the BEST TIME EVER!"



I feel so bad for Britney because you know it's only a matter of time before Paris stops answering her calls... and when Tom Cruise dumps Katie Holmes, it'll be all over for Paris & Britney BFF... Paris is the new Hollywood BUB!

BUB = Break Up Buddy if you don't read Cosmo :)