OK, I had a nice big picture of this earlier and the bandwidth just got hogged up so I had to search to find it again... and all I can find is this thumbnail size - I blew it up a little, but it's not great... Normally I wouldn't bother hunting something down, but I got TONS of emails from people saying they wanted to see this monstrosity of a cake...
IT IS OBNOXIOUS.
She paid THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of dollars for this. When I first saw it I thought someone else made it for her... because honestly, you gotta be pretty vain to have a cake of YOURSELF made - but oh, no... Mariah wanted a cake of HERSELF.
I want to know WHERE DID THEY PUT THE CANDLES? I can think of a few places LOL.
So now I am thinking... is this the new trend in cake-making? Do I need to order up a 2 foot tall cake of Kyla for Sunday??
Meet Vanessa Hulihan. The woman Kevin was apparently ALL OVER the other night in Vegas... Even worse, according to Page SixSixSix, THEY HAVE A PAST! It seems Kevin hooked up with her on a previous Vegas bender...
Thanks to Page SixSixSix for the photo too... I've been Googling all day to find one!
According to about 10 different sources, Brad Pitt is allowing Jennifer Aniston to keep the house. They were going to sell it and split the money since it's one of the few things they actually purchased together, but Jennifer wants to stay there... so Brad is cool with it. What a sweetie... even though I read somewhere he spent Easter with Angelina Jolie?
According to femalefirst.co.uk Paris was walking across the street in LA and was so distracted by the phone and trying to hold onto her dog, she didn't see a car coming right at her!
The old man driving the car slammed on the brakes and just barely missed hitting her!!
No ring. But... she probably doesn't wear it all the time. She obviously had to take it off while filming her movie... maybe she just doesn't wear it all the time. Lots of people do that.
A giant Mariah! A 4 foot CAKE STATUE OF MARIAH CAREY... I just don't even know what to say, it's ridiculous. The cake is better looking than the real thing lol...
I had the picture but too many people used it and now it's gone LOL... I don't quite get the whole bandwith thing... I am trying to get the pic back!!!
I JUST HAD TO RELOAD THESE PICTURES TO IMAGESHACK BECAUSE SOMEONE HOTLINKED THEM - DO NOT DO THIS... BECAUSE IF I CATCH YOU - AND I WILL - I WILL CALL YOU OUT AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU COPY MY SITE!!!
Instead, copy the picture to your computer... then go to imageshack and load it on your own so that you're not taking the bandwith from my pictures.
On her way to the gym... and they got a nice pic of her bum and her wedgie too :)
Apparently Paris Hilton and her friend Kimberly Stewart (daughter of Rod the Bod) were hogging the bathroom at a club in LA where Kimberly's boyfriend's band was performing... When Paris & Kim went into the stall TOGETHER, a girl in line screamed "at least save some for us!"
Then when they got out of the stall, some girl had PEED IN THE SINK and Paris called her a "dirty bitch" and then said "that's hot" and walked out...
I could vomit. According to Page Six today, Al Reynolds brought furry handcuffs, a whip, and a bottle of Svedka vodka home to his wife Star Jones the other night. I just got a REALLLLLLLLY NASTY VISUAL.
I try to keep this site about current celebrity gossip... however, once in a while I come across something I feel the need to share.
You may or may not find this website to be amusing. I found the link to it on another site and when I clicked it I almost peed my pants. I literally laughed out loud at my computer screen and could not contain myself for several minutes.
I find Kenny Rogers to be one of the most amusing people EVER. I LOVE The Gambler, Don't Fall In Love With A Dreamer, Islands In The Stream, and of course Lucille... and I have seen MANY AN OLD MAN who looked like Kenny Rogers...
The fact that there is an entire website dedicated to this phenomenon is just beyond funny.
If you're not amused then we don't have the same sense of humor, sorry.... I'm a big VUG!!!
There are a TON of these pictures floating around but I only picked a few of them... that one because you can see Britney's awesome face and Kevin flicking a cigarette while looking at Britney's braless bosom...
Kevin must have rolled back into Santa Monica to meet up with his beloved wife yesterday... Monday night she was out at Busby's with her bro (see pics below)...
I swear I am going to have to start a "Federline Log Blog" to keep track of these two... the constant pictures coming out, it's like putting together a frigging puzzle!
This one I like because we see a sensitive soft side of Kevin... he's not going to give up the cushy chair so that Britney doesn't sit on the cement... but he'll rub her neck while he lies to her about his weekend...
Oh, and my favorite... I wonder if she's hiding Bit Bit in that NEST OF HAIR!!!
It's pretty sad that when Lindsay Lohan grabs a slice of pizza in NYC people take pictures of her. Even sadder is that when I recieve such a photograph, I post it here just because it's Lindsay Lohan.
Did she borrow that jacket from the How The Grinch Stole Christmas wardrobe?
Well... since when do PREGNANT WOMEN HANG OUT AT BARS??? Here's Britney out at Busby's Bar in Santa Monica on Monday night with her brother Bryan... looks like she REALLY dressed to impress...
She is SUCH an amazing actress... look at that "OH MY GOD I AM ABOUT TO DIE A VIOLENT DEATH" look on her face... I smell Oscar for Paris!
Actually, it kind of looks like these could be clips from a ROUGH SEX video... like Paris Does S&M or something... but they're actually stills from "House of Wax". Can't wait 'til that opens!
I saw this on A Socialite's Life and I had nightmares about it last night... Click the link and see who they look like... then sleep with one eye open.
Does anyone know what this picture is actually for?
The Superficial has the story... nobody knows if it is true or not, but honestly - a story like this is one you just really can't fathom someone making up!
This according to Woman's Day Magazine... Apparently Britney went to the doctor for and Ultrasound while Kevin was out golfing!
Oh, and here's what Kevin had to say about ending up with Britney...
"I was on the road with (her) for two months, I never thought this s**t would happen... A few years down the road, and a couple of tours later, I wound up meeting her arse again - and here we are."
He's a REAL WINNER. REALLY in love... No wonder Britney is wearing a shirt that says "DICK" and lashing out at the tabloids about boyfriends cheating...
Oh I knew it was coming... What have I been saying about the Britney Pregnancy Rumors... I will now call them BRP's...
I said, I won't believe it 'til I read it in Britney's STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS...
Well, here's what she has to say...
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS March 30, 2005
Dear False Tabloids,
As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.
If you don't care (it's ok, I'm not offended) - check back later for dirt. Blogger SUCKS REAL BAD today and nothing is posting correctly... and my pictures aren't working because I think I am hogging too much imageshack bandwith.
Thanks for reading. Sorry there's not much today - click the links to other gossip sites and you'll find plenty of juicy stuff.
Here's the problem with using free photo hosting... when stuff like those Britney pics pop up, and other people hotlink off my hotlinked pics... the bandwith gets sucked up and then they don't work...
PLEASE, if you HOTLINK... USE A FREE HOSTING SITE.
I hotlink a few things here and there... but with the new pictures, I go to imageshack or tinypic and do my own - that way I'm not taking anyone else's bandwith!!
I apologize for the inconvenience. I know you're going to be mad that you can't see Britney picking her wedgie or see her mishandling little Bit-Bit... but check some of the links and you'll find them on the other blogs anyway LOL...
Thanks for reading the site. My daughter's birthday is tomorrow so I'm doing something cool for The MILF Diaries...
Right after I posted the previous post... Amanda sent me these...
POOR LITTLE BIT BIT!!!
Got wedgie?
Smiling for the camera...
It must be really annoying to have people watching you at all times. I think she does some of the stuff - like picking her wedge - on purpose. I'd be picking my nose, picking my wedge, adjusting my boobs, etc. all the time if people were following me!
That's the latest... they are separated right now... Britney's staying at her brother's place, hasn't been wearing her ring... and Kevin's doin' his thing... NO WONDER SHE IS DENYING SHE'S PREGNANT!
Actually, I don't think she is pregnant... Just getting fat...
Here are pics of her with Bryan by the pool...
Does her shirt say DICK???? I think it does... Hmmmmmm...
Here they are later that day waving to the camera!
I don't really know what is up with her and Kevin... I just heard she is staying at her brother's... and I would not be surprised if this is the case.
PS - DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE THUMBNAIL PICTURES NEXT TO EACH OTHER?? I put a space between them and in the preview it looks right, but when I publish they all end up in a column.
BLOGGER SUCKS ARSE TODAY... that's why the posts are screwed up.
