Hilary Duff looks like a bobble head here... and what is up with the pregnancy dresses everyone seems to be wearing? I tried a dress like this on just to see... OMG bad.
They just make me think of a rainy day... I don't know if it's the fact that she's so "dark" now that she's with him or what... They're just so dreary!
And it was caught on video!! And it happened after CHURCH!!
Britney's apparently hired a bunch of ex-cops to protect her, and after this church service the other day one of them got a little gun happy... Apparently a lot of celebrities go to this church so they have their own security and traffic officers to handle the crowds... and this one photographer tried to pull a fast one and Britney's security guard pulled a gun!!!
What do you think about this?? I just don't really see the two of them together... at first I thought there was an age difference because she's been around so much longer than him, but he's 29 and she's 32 so no big...
She's gone out with Matthew McConaughey and Tom Cruise (pre-total-loser stage) and now Josh Hartnett?? He's just kind of blah to me... She is A list, he is B+ or so.
They had dinner the other night and were holding hands and kissing... it's cute, but she seems way out of his league!! Plus, when they get in bed he's gonna be thinking "I can't possibly compare to Matthew McConaughey!"
I guess they are trying to keep the relationship a secret and they arrive and leave seperately to avoid paparazzi!
Wow... Tara's back to her old skank self. There were a couple of months there where I thought maybe she got sick of being skanked on and decided to stop showing her freaky lypo tummy and wear a bra to cover up those bombs but no. She doesn't even own a hair brush anymore!
She looks pretty here... She's one of those celebrities that I am on the fense about when it comes to deciding whether or not I think she's hot. Sometimes she looks like a freak, and other times she looks really cute.
Click here to see pictures of Mary Kate Olsen wearing a ridiculous outfit. Some people are saying she looks GOOD - probably because it's a step up from the witch ensembles she's been slinking around in lately - but that's not saying much.
Those pants are probably a size 4... she is SWIMMING IN THEM!!!
Paris Hilton Wearing Pantyhose & Open-Toed Shoes!!
OK, what is UP with pantyhose and open-toed shoes all of a sudden? I'm no fashionista, but to my knowledge it has always been a totally no-no to wear hose with open toed shoes!!! Socks with sandals... NO!!! As far as I know, the genereal rule is, if your toes are exposed, then your legs are exposed, and you don't cover up your toes and then let them hang out of your shoes...
I saw a model wearing black tights and black open-toed shoes in Glamour magazine and I actually talked about it on the air last nigh... Then a girl called me and told me she saw Nicole Miller on Martha Stewart and she was wearing black pantyhose with gold open-toed shoes - EW!!!!
I knew when I saw pictures of her with Paris Hilton and Hayden Panittiere that it was only a matter of time before we started to see more scandalous pictures of her...
Mel Gibson has snapped in public again... this time on a room full of college students. The professor was questioning the way he stereotyped Mayan characters in Apocalypto, and Mel told her to F*** OFF!
He also wanted her mic to be shut off and then he flipped out and told her to read a history book...
Later he apolgized to the students for his outburst and said maybe she had a point.
Since when does she have cleavage? She always brags about how much she loves her tiny boobs and how she doesn't have to wear a bra... did she get implants? Just a good push up?
Britney Spears went to a hair salon the other day to try to get new hair. I wonder if they told her to come back in 3 months... try the wig shop instead.
Star Magazine and the National Enquirer are reporting they have figured out the cause of Anna Nicole's Death.
Apparently she took a lethal dose of the sleeping pill chloral hydrate... and she had an infectino in her butt cheek from an unsterilized needle which absessed and made her extremely sick.
Anna Nicole refused to go to the hospital even when it became apparent that she was gravely ill. She was vomiting and had a very high fever, but she would not allow anyone to take her to the hospital.
What was in the needle they stuck in her ass shortly before she left the Bahamas to go to FL? We don't know yet.
We were watching the Jeff Foxworthy Roast last night and this guy did the BEST possible George Bush impersonation. You could not do it better. It's 7 minutes long but we were DYING laughing. So right on.
A word of advice, if you have a blog on blogger, think about moving it soon!
Blogger has many problems right now that are not being resolved. I have spent the last 3 days trying exhaustively to figure out why my pictures and posts are not publishing to my ftp server... and GoDaddy has tried to help me in several different ways but there is nothing they can do - it is a Blogger issue, and they don't really give a sh*t.
Blogger is a free service, and you know what they say... you get what you pay for. I have tried to contact their user support and use their help center message board with no response. There are thousands of messages up there that have not been answered, so obviously the "new" Blogger isn't what it was cracked up to be. They suck, I hate them.
I've finally discovered that for whatever reason my posts will publish to this .blogspot url so I've redirected www.danasdirt.com to this url for now so I can continue to post and update my template as needed.
In a few weeks I'm going to be moving the site over to WordPress and doing some changes to the layout... It will be a pain in the arse, but I think this site needs a bit of a new look and it could stand to load a little faster.
I'll have to load pictures to imageshack or one of the other free hosting services so you won't be able to click them to make them bigger, but at least I can post!!
Thanks for checking out the site and for your patience!!!
According to Star Magazine, Tori Spelling now has a MySpace and she is blogging all about how great it is to be a mommy!
"I can't believe I have been given this unbelievable little gift. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. He is my little angel baby and I had no idea you could love someone you've only known for 4 days this much. But, my heart is jumping out of my chest with love. Mommihood ROCKS!"
Anyone think she's going to end up like Britney all post-pardum shaving her head???
So I know Ryan Phillipe and Ashlee Simpson met out a few weeks ago... and ended up talking for a few hours at a club... but what I didn't hear until now is that they WENT BACK TO ASHLEE'S HOUSE TOGETHER!!!
"When Ryan and his friends arrived they were shown to the only table with any space left — where Ashlee and her friends were sitting.
"He couldn't keep his eyes off her in her very figure hugging little black dress. They seemed very into each other. Ashlee was really excited. You could tell she had a huge crush on him."
After flirting for hours, onlookers claim the couple disappeared to a private area upstairs, called The Library, at around 2am.
The source added: "They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on.
"They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again."
Salma Hayek's boobs are ENORMOUS right now!!! She's not even THAT far along... she is going to burst out of her tops by the time she's ready to have that baby... WOW!
There are several things wrong with these pictures. First of all, Kimberly Stewart should not be dancing on a pole. At least when Paris does it she looks somewhat sexy. Skanky, but somewhat sexy. Kimberly Stewart just looks like a wannabe. Second of all, if you're going to go dancing on a pole, wear something sexy, not a babydoll type shirt with spandex under it. The outfit is just bad all around... not to mention the fact that Kimberly Stewart is way too old looking to be wearing that top anyway. She's hideous.
