You never know!!! According to Digital Spy, Brad Pitt and Gwenyth Paltrow have been consoling each other!!! I guess Brad is producing a movie called "Running with Scissors" and has asked Gwenyth to star in it...
So they met at a "business" dinner and ended up talking all night... and Gwenyth has been "pouring her heart out" to Brad over her troubles with her hubby Chris Martin...
It makes sense!! Maybe they never should have split up... Brad wants kids - Gwenyth has one... and her hubby doesn't seem to interested in the idea of fatherhood right now since he's been away with Coldplay since Apple was born...
Johnny Knoxville is doing his part to squelch the rumors that Nick & Jessica's marriage is in trouble. Johnny says he is enjoying his time on the set of "Dukes of Hazard" and having a good time with his cast mates... but he says the rumors that Nick & Jessica are on the rocks are "complete bullsh*t." He says Nick is there to visit her all the time and she is the "sweetest thing."
Johnny also said Willie Nelson doesn't smoke pot on the set but he thinks he probably is doing it in his trailer LOL.
I just wasted the last 3 hours and 10 minutes of my life watching the 77th Annual Academy Awards.
I took some notes, and I was going to sit here and type some things up... but honestly, it was so frigging boring its not even worth it. Here are a few things... but trust me, nothing happened.
EVEN HALF THE FRIGGING AUDIENCE WAS ASLEEP!!!!! Seriously, I caught 3 people snoozing in their seats - INCLUDING ONE OF THE NOMINEES WHO HAD TO BE NUDGED BY THE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO HIM TO WAKE UP WHEN THE CAMERA WENT TO HIM!!!
Renee Zellweger looked hanus - that black hair with her blotchy skin, red lipstick, and a bright red dress she couldn't walk in. Not cute.
Drew Barrymoore looks like she's taking fashion advice from Kelly Osbourne or something, all in black, horrific messy black hair, bad black eye makeup with bright pink lipstick... She used to be SO FREAKING CUTE (think Mad Love) and now she is gross.
Kirsten Dunst looks kinda gothic too LOL... like bleach blonde hair with that dark eye make up and a black dress. NOT PRETTY.
Beyonce looked GREAT and sang well... better than I expected. Her outfits were fun, she looked stunning. I will say though, the last dress she wore for her duet with Josh Groban made her hips look W I D E. She can sing, but her voice isn't powerful at all... like, they should have had Christina Aguilera sing instead of Beyonce. Jay-Z must be psyched though, he was only invited because of B.
Puff Daddy... yeah, what was Puffy doing there? I think he's buds with Chris Rock or something. He got in somehow because this year they kept the riff raff out.
Penelope Cruz & Selma Hayek looked like twins. For a second I was like um.... which one is which??? Of course they are both stunning. But what the hell was up with that bow on Penelope's dress??
Hilary Swank comepletely insulted her husband Chad Lowe during her acceptance speech. She said she wanted to thank her husband because she thinks she's learned from "past mistakes"... God he must have a worse complex than Nick Lachey!
**** CORRECTION... OK, I know she won for Boys Don't Cry a few years ago, but I totally forgot about the whole thing where she didn't thank her husband in her acceptance speech... and basically, I thought since he's kind of a "has been" - or, more like a "never was" - in Hollywood I thought she meant she like learned from HIS MISTAKES LMAO. My bad, but either way - he's gotta have the Nick Lachey complex!! Thanks for the comments!!
Johnny Depp is a freak of nature. He is so weird. He dresses like an uptight Harry Potter or something. Any woman who finds him attractive in his getups must email me and explain what on earth you find attractive about this man.
Then at the end they brought out the post-pregnancy starlets...
Gwenyth Paltrow must have been fitted for her dress BEFORE she got pregnant. Her boobs were popping out at the top. Oh, and it was the same color as her skin too.
Julia Roberts looks good for having just given birth to twins, but she won't be acting in any "Pretty Woman" sequel any time soon. She's still got a bit of a belly and that mommy butt!
Dustin Hoffman appeared to be drunk - but hey, if I knew I had to present an award at the very end of this snoozefest I would have been drinking the boredom away myself... But yeah, I think he was wasted reading the nominees for best picture.
That's about it. It was pretty frigging boring. For a list of winners and whatnot, go elsewhere LOL...
OK now I'm going to sleep - for real... I mean, just when I thought awards shows couldn't get any more boring than the Grammy's... I watched the Oscars.
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz....
All photos in this post courtesy AP via New York Post
I like it, but I wonder if it comes in PINK or black with pink letters?
I'm a pink freak.
I am dying to see who the first celebrity is to wear this just to mess with her...
Is it me or is Paris Hilton becoming like the skinny version of Anna Nicole Smith... like, REAL TRAMPY and TRASHY, totally not respected in the celebrity world, etc... she's definitely THE MOST TALKED ABOUT CELEBRITY right now... but NOBODY likes her.
You know which kiss I am talking about... the one with Englantina Zing or whatever her name is... the Latin MTV VJ...
Paris says they were "joking around" during a photo shoot... UM - A NAKED PHOTO SHOOT???? What was this photo shoot for??? They were being skanky and Lord only knows who she was sending those pictures to. It's really none of our business, but it's just hilarious she would try to deny she was doing anything hot with that girl.
Anyway, I'm kinda over the Paris Hilton hacked thing... The one story I am still dying to find out more about is the whole Jessica doing blow thing...
Apparently SHARON OSBOURNE is SELLING the family's mansion in LA... because she just found out SIMON COWELL is moving in next door! Sharon HATES Simon and doesn't want to be bothered with having him as a next door neighbor...
As much as I hate Simon, this is the best thing that could happen... Could you imagine Sharon throwing a big pot roast at Simon's house??? She is NOT a very friendly neighbor anyway.
Simon on the other hand, says that while he and Sharon don't get along, he wants her to be on the show again...
I've seen this on 3 other websites... so I finally went and looked at it... OMG too funny. You'll feel like the biggest weirdo doing the IM and talking back to it, but if you're bored - IT IS FUN.
I started out typing like "hi" and "sure" and other little answers, but then I was like "um, I am having a conversation with NOBODY!!" so I just started typing one letter answers like "k" or "l" just to get it to respond... And on the AIM, the person will log off when they're done talking to you.
David Schwimmer says he misses "Friends"... ME TOO!!! Honestly, I had just started watching it... and I watch the reruns ALL THE TIME. I thought the last episode was HORRIBLE - just the way they handled the whole baby issue... like with Emma, and the twins... so just NOT REALISTIC AT ALL... but it WAS a great show.
I have some seasons on DVD. I need to get more.
Apparently Lisa Kudrow misses the show too... Ross said he talked to Phoeb... I mean, DAVID said he talked to LISA last week about it.
Nothing juicy, but just thought I'd share because I DO MISS FRIENDS!!!
Anyway, Ben Affleck is taking a MASSIVE pay cut to play TV Superman George Reeves... as in he usually get $12 MILLION and is doing this role for $500,000.
I guess he can afford to do it... but let's hope he continues to have that kind of luck at the craps table!!!
According to Page Six, Lindsay Lohan is going to be SO MAD when she finds out about this... Her agency, CAA, has just signed Hilary Duff!!! They will only represent Hilary for music - and they represent Lindsay for acting - but STILL... Lindsay is going to pitch a FIT when she finds out...
And you know she will soon because it's all over the news LOL.
Well, according to the London Sun it's CONFIRMED. She took a pregnancy test the other day and is pregnant.
OK, maybe I'm not surprised if its TRUE this time... because we ALL KNOW she wants a baby, and Marc Anthony probably gave in and agreed to have more kids just to keep J-Lo, because let's face it - he might be a big star in Latin America - but here he's gotten more press for marrying J-Lo than he has his entire US career...
According to a source at Popdirt.com, Nicole Richie has spent the last 2 years working on a CD... but isn't ready to release it yet because she wants to do a duet with BRITNEY SPEARS!!! Apparently Nicole has asked Britney to do a song with her... and Britney agreed. They are planning to start recording in March!
I can see the two of them doing this too... with the ugly men in their lives standing by...
YES, another hacking case... and this time we see FRED DURST in all out passion LOL... Some band wanted to make some deal with Limp Bizkit, and it didn't work out... so they hacked Fred's computer and got the porn.
Yes, not only is he about to become a convicted child molester, he's being held responsible for the death of 74 year old Manuela Gomez Ruiz... the woman was apparently moved from the trauma unit at the hospital when Michael arrived. All attention turned to Michael... and Ms. Gomez had a heart attack - and died - without her family by her side!!
The INSANE thing is that these people are going to attempt to SUE MICHAEL over it... OK, I believe the attention at the hospital no doubt turned to Michael and that the hospital must investigate and be held responsible... but to SUE MICHAEL just for showing up??? Give the guy a break LMAO.
Honestly, I am NUMB to the Michael thing right now... but this just struck me as really insane.
Eek... bad times for Perfect Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. She's been left at home with 8 month old Apple, while he's been working on his CD... They're not adjusting well to all the stresses of being parents with careers... gee, I know what that feels like!
Hopefully they can work it out for little Apple :)
This is just sad. I don't make fun of it... because it's just such a sad issue and so many women struggle with it. I knew she wasn't getting well because she's always got a HUGE thing of Starbucks, and anyone who has ever lived with or been close to someone with an eating disorder knows they LIVE on coffee...
She's checking back in. I really think she needs to stay somewhere for a LONG time and stop trying to be Mary Kate Olsen all the time. And where is her bitchy sister Ashley? Out partying all the time with her crack dealer boyfriend?
Here are some truly sad pictures of Mary Kate walking into the hospital.
OK, someone emailed me to tell me that a radio station in St. Louis mentioned my page on the air... that would explain the massive increase in hits LMAO...
So who was it? Obviously they read the page... I just want to know who to thank!!!
OMG GROSS. Keanu Reeves blowing HUGE chunks out the side of a car. It's gotta be the grossest thing ever. DON'T CLICK IT IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT EATING, OR JUST ATE, OR EVER WANT TO EAT AGAIN LOL...
OK you HAVE TO check out Page SixSixSix today... They have some really great stories, and some funny stuff.
Like... Aaron Carter smoking weed (big shocker)... A HUGE section dedicated to the whle Paris Hilton scandal... And they spend some quality time trashing STAR JONES...
Can't wait to hear this song, but you KNOW he just wrote it for publicity!!!
Eric Benet, Halle Berry's ex-cheater, has written a song about her for his new album... He claims he never had a "full blown" affair while he was married... um, yeah, I guess maybe he never carried on an emotionally intimate relationship with anyone, but that guy was hopping in bed with EVERYONE...
First of all, saw Ashton on Oprah yesterday - I'm now a big fan... read the m.i.l.f. diaries for more on that!
Star Magazine is reporting that Demi Moore is wearing a new ring... a band with red etchings in it... and EVERYONE is thinking Ashton popped the question...
I doubt it's true. These things are never true LOL... but I wouldn't be surprised based on the way he was talking about her on Oprah yesterday!
People reports singer Michelle Branch and husband, Teddy Landau, who wed last May, are expecting their first child in early August. Actor Ben Stiller and his wife, actress Christine Taylor, are expecting their second child this summer. (Daughter Ella is 2.) And singer Carnie Wilson and her husband of four years, musician Rob Bonfiglio, will welcome a daughter in a few months, whom they are planning to call Lola Sofia.
Michelle Branch will make a cute little m.i.l.f. won't she?
Oh, and Carnie Wilson... LMAO, I wonder if she's using that big blue dress in these late staged of pregnancy?
I guess Ashlee Simpson saw some pictures of Ryan with a bunch of really hot chicks and decided "that's it"... then she started hanging out with Wilmer.
Apparently Ashlee (who Star Magazine claims is GOOD FRIENDS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN!!) was trying to help Wilmer get back together with Lindsay, and they ended up hanging out... and you know Lindsay can't be too happy about this...
According to Star Magazine, it's no coincidence that Britney and Christina Aguilera both have 5 carat diamonds.
Sources told the magzine that Jordan actually proposed to Christina at the beginning of January but THE RING WAS TOO SMALL... so Christina got herself a bigger one to compete with Britney!
Can you imagine being the one to buy your own engagement ring? I guess since they're both with men who make far less money, that's the way it has to be... but way to make him feel like he can't provide!
UGH! This is just horrible. I read it yesterday but I slacked yesterday - sorry...
I guess Mike Lohan has threatened to kill his whole family and says he knows how he's going to do it, and he's going to enjoy it.
According to the Detroit Free Press, Mike Lohan said...
"O.J. Simpson has nothing on me, I know exactly how I'm going to kill (them). I know when I'm going to do it, and I'm going to enjoy it." His attorney, Dominic Barbara, did not return calls from the News seeking comment.
SCARY stuff. I thought he was just a reckless drunk piece of WT, but really... he could be on the verge of some real insanity!!
Well... as with all pregnancy rumors - it's probably NOT true, however, she was seen leaving Cedar Sinai Medical Center last weekend... and she was wearing a Harley Davidson sweater that didn't cover her "visibly rounded" belly.
Hasn't Pink always had kind of a pudgy thing going on anyway?
I guess she's with Carey Hart again these days... they break up and make up all the time, I can't keep track.
She apparently said at one time she wanted to be a young mother so who knows... She's 25 though, I wouldn't consider that "young" LOL.
More as this story develops - but I think it's a crock. She probably had the "flu" too.
Apparently someone also hacked into Paris's email and found these emails between Paris & Lindsay - about Ashlee Simpson getting booed... and about JESSICA SIMPSON DOING BLOW.
I can not guarantee these are real - but Page SixSixSix always has the BEST STUFF so I think they probably are. I thought the other stuff was a hoax too and now we know it wasn't.
AND - I guess there's voicemails too. If you have about THIRTY MINUTES TO KILL... which I don't right now - have a listen. I didn't check it out, but I got this link from two different people so I guess it's legit.
US Weekly talks to Paris Hilton about the hacking... she has this to say...
"I feel horrible that, once again, someone has invaded my privacy. I want to apologize to all my friends and family. I don't know why this stuff always happens to me, but I wish it wouldn't anymore."
Apparently Nicky was the one who called her to tell her the information was out there. I guess someone even called Lindsay Lohan pretending to be Hugh Hefner!
FUNNY STUFF. The whole article will be in US Weekly on Friday.
Nothing spectacular. Haven't heard anything about them in a while... so just wanted to reassure you they're still a couple LOL.
What is she wearing? That's something a 5th grade teacher would wear... not cute at all. It actually makes her look like she's got a little tummy bulge!
OH - and don't forget - SET THE TIVO, ASHTON'S ON OPRAH TOMORROW!!!
According to Hollywood.com Brat Pitt & Jennifer Aniston spent Valentine's Day together!!! I don't know why it's taken over a week for this to come out... but I guess they had a quiet night at home - Chinese food and red wine - on Valentine's Day. They probably didn't want to deal with the paparazzi following them if they went on dates with other people, so they just stayed in. At this point they're probably so sick of the press they mutually agreed to just STAY HOME so nobody could bother them!!
Some are speculating they are reconciling... but I don't think they are. You don't decide to announce to the world you're ending your relationship and then get back together within weeks!
Oh this is just getting better and better... I guess Lindsay's Grandmother called her PLEADING for $20,000 to bail her father out of jail! Granny also claims Mikey wasn't drunk when he smashed his Volvo into a tree... and it seems she's afraid he "can't take much more"...
Click the link above to read the whole story. Lindsay doesn't seem to be helping her daddy... and I can't say I blame her... but it would be nice to see her learn from his behavior instead of being a drunken idiot herself, right?
WOW - Can I just say I just checked my web stats from Monday and HOLY CRAP I got 3 times as many hits as I usually get!!!
It HAD TO BE the Paris Hilton thing...
So if you're new to the site - WELCOME!!! BOOKMARK ME... and if you like my dirt, please feel free to use it but make sure you put a link up so I can continue to build my site!
According to Hollywood.com, Tom Cruise is dating this Latin hottie.
Her name is Sofia Vergara and she is the former girlfriend of Enrique Moleglasias... They apparently met 2 months ago and have gone on several dates...
HOWEVER, the Mirror apparently had pictures of Tom & Penelope Cruz at a pre-Oscar party THE OTHER NIGHT!!
I guess they showed up together, so now rumors are going around that they're back together... but really, she's been with Matthew McConaghey for a while now - he's getting ready to propose I guess... so why would she be out with Tom???
Did anyone see the picture of them together? I can't find it!
Something's going around Hollywood LOL... Jessica Simpson was taken to a Chicago Hospital the other day. She's been released and is feeling much better. Just a nasty stomach bug that left her dehydrated. She was in Chicago for an Oprah taping. She's fine now. No worries.
AND DON'T EVEN START WITH THE PREGNANCY RUMORS PLEASE!!!
Can I just say this. I don't really pay much attention to Jessica Alba, and before I found out she was in Cosmo talking about how she's NOT going to be a ho anymore, I had no idea she was a ho... Did you? Sometimes I'm a little in the dark about certain celebrities... like, she just doesn't do anything for me, so I never paid attention to gossip about her... and when I just asked a male friend about her, he had this to say...
"Jessica Alba was a slut!? Where was I!?"
So anyway, she tells all to Cosmo and draws attention to the fact that she was a slut but now she's in a happy relationship with some guy who none of us know.
Um, none other than his estranged wife Jennifer Aniston.
I guess they're going to go to the Oscars together this weekend... I think they should both take their moms or something... going together - not going to be fun.
I just found this on one of my favorite sites... The guy who does this site is SO SARCASTIC it's not even funny. I usually have a lot of the same things, but the way he writes is so hilarious.
But of course its NOT with one of the Bachelors on the show... Monday night is the final episode of the Bachelorette - and honestly, does anyone care who she picks?
I've heard NOTHING about this show since it started... probably because there's no chemistry with her and ANY of the bachelors. And that would be... because shortly BEFORE she started filming the show, she found love!
Who's the lucky guy? HER BOSS. His name is Billy Dec - and he owns a Chicago nightclub.
Apparently Jen had already agreed to do the Bachelorette when she and Billy fell for each other... but since she wants to be the next "Elizabeth Hasselbeck" she wanted to do the show anyway. ABC got TONS of letters from guys who wanted to meet her after she broke up with Andy Firestone... so she was all about pimping herself out for the cameras again.
I just have one question - have you ever met a night club owner you would want to date? They all seem shady to me... but anyway. Best wishes to Jen Chest... I mean Scheft.
Oh, I don't know if I should feel bad for him or not... According to Star Magazine Angelina Jolie roped Brad in and then hung him out to dry!
While they were filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Angelina was CONSTANTLY flirting with Brad, TEASING him about his sex appeal (LMAO), spending time with him... Brad kept his distance - to a point - but he did spend a lot of time with her and her son Maddox...
So according to some sources, when Brad and Jen broke up, he expected Angelina to be his shoulder to cry on - but she wasn't. She'd already moved on... and apparently she's got TWO lovers right now... neither of them being famous.
That ???? is for engagement... or anniversary... or what? Who knows. Cameron & Justin had a $7,000 bash the other night - but nobody knows if it was an anniversary party (they've been together a year) or an ENGAGEMENT party.
Rumors were going around that he was going to propose on Valentine's day... but nothing has been confirmed. I doubt they're engaged - wouldn't she be showing off her ring just like everyone else???
Now's my chance!!!! I love Steven Tyler more than any other rock star EVER. He is my favorite. He and his wife of 17 years, Teresa, have split up. I WANT HIM!!!!
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are apparently looking for a quick divorce. They are consulting their business managers rather than hiring lawyers.
They never combined their assets, other than the house... so the financial split won't be so difficult.
They are apparently still living together... but I tend to think they're not really both staying there all the time - nobody has officially moved out yet though.
They say there is NO chance of reconciliation, but they are still close.
Seriously... Cher went off about Britney & J.Lo and young pop stars in front of 20,000 people in Australia the other night.
The 90 year old washed up singer said, "I'm not going to give up show business but I'm going to give up touring because you know there are all of these young girls coming out like Britney and J.Lo."
The crowd booed, and then she said... "I know. They are hoes, aren't they?"
Um, is it just me - or do you think Cher is just having a hard time growing old and realizing that they are WAY HOTTER than she ever was??? I'm no J-Lo fan, and Britney's getting trashier by the day, but really... does Cher think she is NOT and NEVER WAS A HO???
Here's a friendly reminder to Cher, that she is, in fact, a HO.
What was she - SIXTY - when she posed for this lovely photograph???
OK enough, I'm going to vomit looking at any more of Cher's ass... but you get the picture...
P.S. - Before you send me hate mail about how Cher is actually only 56 and therefore could not be 60 and how I need to get my facts straight, etc... UM - I WAS KIDDING. Cher's 56, but she might as well be 90.
How funny... you'd think someone who is so DEAD SET against having her Honeymoon pictures printed would be boycotting tabloids... but oh no, she was spotted over the weekend in Kentwood buying a bunch of gossip magazines!!
